Episodes

  • Samia's Origin Story: Who's Got Dibs, Getting Cheated On, Making Out in Bathrooms
    Dec 10 2025

    Hey hey, pinecones, Samia here. I've brought you so many stories from other people's lives, but haven't shared that much with you about my own life. This cannot stand! Nay! In order to correct this tragic imbalance, here is the first in a mini-series in which I'll be sharing with you bits and pieces of my own personal origin story. Enjoy, and let me know if you have thoughts or questions by emailing me at closetedpodcast@gmail.com.

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    15 mins
  • ClosetEd Interview Series: Kathy Kay of the Strictly Anonymous Podcast
    Dec 3 2025

    Kathy Kay is the anonymous host of the Strictly Anonymous Podcast, where anonymous guests call in and reveal their sexiest secrets, and she is an absolute delight to talk to about all things sex. I frickin' love herrrr! In this episode, we talk about Kathy's origin story and how she grew into the sex-positive, non-judgemental vixen she is today, her take on what is actually normal in human sexuality (hint: there IS no normal!), and we dive into some of the wildest stories from her new book, Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, available for purchase wherever books are sold (link to purchase on Amazon below).

    Follow her on Instagram at @strictanonymous.

    Buy Kathy's book on Amazon: https://a.co/d/f14QDRu

    Subscribe to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast: https://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com

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    Love ya, pinecones. :)
    xoxo,Samia

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    53 mins
  • ClosetEd Interview Series: Luna Robbie of Sex Stories
    Nov 26 2025

    Luna Robbie is an artist, podcaster, sex worker, and magical enchantress who had me charmed from the very beginning of our delightful hour-long conversation. Her podcast, Sex Stories, is a deep dive into the naughtiest secrets of her anonymous guests and has been releasing episodes for seven years, and her work as a courtesan at Sheri's Ranch in Nevada has helped inform (and finance) her mission to use judgement-free, sex-positive conversations to spread "ripples of love" throughout the world. In this interview, we discuss Luna's origin story of feeling rejected and confused about sex, how she once shaved her head and traveled in South America for six months to figure out why she was so unhappy, why she eventually started her podcast, and how getting the gig at Sheri's Ranch was something she and her BFF did together on a whim. Check out Sex Stories and all things Luna at www.sexstoriespodcast.com.

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    56 mins
  • Quick Update - Stay Tuned for Saucy New Content
    Nov 19 2025

    A between-seasons announcement from ClosetEd host, Samia Mounts.

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    1 min
  • 11: “I Literally Can Love More Than One Person. And I Find it More Fulfilling When I Do.”
    Nov 5 2025

    Katie is a 50-something twice-divorced mother of adult children who works as a teacher and loves helping her students reach their highest potential. You’d never know from her clean-cut look and wholesome vocation that she has threesomes with her friends in her free time, and that she never wants another live-in partner again. In this cultural moment, perimenopausal women shedding the chains of male-centered relationships are in the spotlight, and Katie is living her happiest life and feeling free to be herself for the first time. Season finale.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • “My First Boyfriend Suffered a Lot Because My Sex Drive Was Too High”
    Oct 29 2025

    Mina is a young South Korean woman who lives with her parents and knows how to fit in to conservative Korean society…but in her private life, she spends plenty of afternoons and evenings in love motels with her menagerie of lovers.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 9: “I’m Greedy. I Like Both. I'm not a Straight Man.”
    Oct 22 2025

    Troy is a Black man with a big extended family working a blue-collar job in the American Midwest. He lets people assume his sexuality, but he never talks about it, never dates or has sex, and hasn’t for years…since a terrifying diagnosis turned his life upside down.

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    45 mins
  • “I’m Always Like, What’s the Hottest Orgasm You Can Get?”
    Oct 15 2025

    CJ is a Korean American adoptee and actor who lets people assume he’s gay or straight depending on the context they meet him in…but in reality, he’s a bisexual, BDSM-loving undercover freak. And barely anyone knows.

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    45 mins