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Clocking the Nation

By: Christopher Cox and Karina Pauletti
  • Summary

  • Get ready to get clocked! College besties and comic duo Chris Cox and Karina Pauletti take on the entire nation in a podcast focusing on politics, news, gossip, and pop culture. It’s an equal-opportunity affair, and NO ONE is safe. Every week, Chris and Karina will pick through their favorite (or least favorite) headlines to dissect and spill the tea on, with special segments thrown in as a surprise. Why do all podcasts have to be hosted by BUSTED the house straight white men? Listen to these two queens who have a lot to say and absolutely no f*cks to give! Remember, do NOT take any of their advice as serious or literal, this show is for entertainment and religious purposes only.
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Episodes
  • Episode 27: A Healthy Non-Republican, Non-Democrat Diet
    May 26 2024

    Ooooweeee, another spicy drop for the goyals. We discuss the ran thru foods, vibes, and health issues plaguing ALL of our houses, no matter how healthy you think you are. While we're all thick and sick, we can take part in the many low-vibrational activities this country has to offer. OpenAI is adding more mess to the fire, considering whether people can use ChatGPT to generate smut and profane material. Our politicians are now coming out as openly ran thru, with RFK Jr. admitting to having brain worms. The spat in the house over eyelashes and Marjorie's bad built butch body is leading all the dusties to share their opinions. We clock John Fetterman, Joe Scarborough, and Hillary Clinton's fugly takes on cable.

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    57 mins
  • Episode 26, Part 2: I LUV IT...It being dust and PFAS
    May 17 2024

    Our HIGHLY anticipated part 2 of mess is here! We expose the depth of America's love for plastic and how it has infiltrated all of our ussies. Instead of fixing our PFAS problem, the Supreme Court is spending its time finding new ways to bust on the homeless. Techies are further lowering our vibrations by releasing mess into the world and draining it of any meaning. Bill Maher is back with probably his fugliest take yet, and we had to rip em a new hair system. Thankfully, Camilla Cabello is dropping gems and keeping the girls fed with her Y2K weave. Enjoy loves, another new ep coming soon.

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    56 mins
  • Episode 26, Part 1: This is for the Hentai
    May 1 2024

    We've got a treat for the guys, the first of a two-part CTN special. In this episode, we cover the state of udder guzzlers in our nation and give you a Duolingo lesson on our mess. There's also no forgetting Kevin Leonardo, who is turning right-wing for views. We clock his Jeffree Star era. Then we talk about the Swiftie brain rot epidemic busting the planet. Elon Musk flopping the house as cybertrucks are recalled and shareholders question his house. People are so down bad and indoors that they're hentai-ifying Marc Zuckerberg with AI thirst traps. We also clock the O-face addiction taking over Hollywood.

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    56 mins

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