Episodes

  • Jesus in Toast? Mary in a Grilled Cheese? A Christmas Song With 184 Birds?

    Jesus in Toast? Mary in a Grilled Cheese? A Christmas Song With 184 Birds?
    Dec 28 2025
    That viral claim about "The 12 Days of Christmas" being a secret Catholic catechism turns out to be the perfect example of how our brains can trick us into seeing faith where none was planted. From a $28,000 grilled cheese sandwich bearing the Virgin Mary's face to ghost hunters hearing spirit voices in radio static, we're wired to find meaningful patterns everywhere — even when those patterns don't exist. What does this mean for believers trying to discern genuine revelation from the stories we tell ourselves?

    SERMON TRANSCRIPT (Includes Sources): https://weirddarkness.com/COTU-12DaysOfChristmas

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    #WeirdDarkness #12DaysOfChristmas #ChristmasMyths #Pareidolia #ChristianPodcast #BibleTeaching #ChurchOfTheUndead #GhostHunting #ChristmasHistory #CriticalThinking
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    44 mins
  • Scientists Can't Explain Why Transplant Patients Inherit Their Donor's Personalities

    Scientists Can't Explain Why Transplant Patients Inherit Their Donor's Personalities
    Nov 30 2025
    Hollywood has made horror movies about transplant recipients inheriting the personalities of their donors for decades — but real transplant patients are reporting the same thing, and scientists can't explain why.

    SERMON TRANSCRIPT… https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-organtransplantmemories

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    #WeirdDarkness, #HeartTransplant, #CellularMemory, #MedicalMystery, #UnexplainedPhenomena, #TrueStories, #Paranormal, #ScienceCantExplain, #OrganTransplant, #CreepyButTrue
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    26 mins
  • The Counterfeit Companion: Why We're Trading Real Love for Digital Deception

    The Counterfeit Companion: Why We're Trading Real Love for Digital Deception
    Nov 23 2025
    As millions turn to AI companions for comfort and connection, we're discovering that the same technology promising to end our loneliness might be the very thing trapping us in isolation—and what Scripture warns us about this ancient temptation in digital form.

    SERMON TRANSCRIPT… https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-ai-romance

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    #AICompanions #ChristianLiving #DigitalLoneliness #BiblicalTruth #ChurchCommunity #TeenMentalHealth #AuthenticLove #SpiritualWarfare #FaithAndTechnology #WeirdDarkness
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    43 mins
  • Would Aliens Need Jesus? A Vatican Astronomer Says He'd Baptize Them

    Would Aliens Need Jesus? A Vatican Astronomer Says He'd Baptize Them
    Nov 10 2025
    Recent government hearings have made UFOs and aliens front-page news, and now a Catholic priest says he'd baptize extraterrestrials if asked. But I think before agreeing so quickly to the idea, this priest needs to be asking some really big theological and spiritual questions.

    SERMON TRANSCRIPT…https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-alienbaptism

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    #WeirdDarkness #AlienBaptism #UFODisclosure #AreAliensDemons #VaticanAstronomer #PentagonUFO #ChristianTheology #SpiritualWarfare #AlienSalvation #BibleAndAliens
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    44 mins
  • SATAN'S ANTICHRIST EMERGENCY PLAN: The Beast Is Already In Place

    SATAN'S ANTICHRIST EMERGENCY PLAN: The Beast Is Already In Place
    Nov 2 2025
    Satan has a problem he can't solve – and it means the Antichrist might already be walking among us.

    SERMON TRANSCRIPT…
    https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-satans-antichrist-emergency-plan

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    #WeirdDarkness #ChurchOfTheUndead #AntichristProphecy #EndTimes #BiblicalProphecy #SecondComing #SpiritualWarfare #ChristianSermon #BookOfRevelation #LastDays #Tribulation #Rapture
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    21 mins
  • The Real Danger of Using a Fortune Teller Isn’t Just The Fortune You Pay

    The Real Danger of Using a Fortune Teller Isn’t Just The Fortune You Pay
    Oct 19 2025
    Two psychics drained their victims of over $600,000 by claiming to remove deadly curses, but the real danger wasn't supernatural at all.

    SERMON TRANSCRIPT…https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-fortune-tellers

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    #WeirdDarkness #PsychicScam #ChristianSermon #FortuneTellerFraud #BibleTeaching #OccultDangers #SpiritualWarfare #TrustingGod #ChristianPodcast #FaithOverFear
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    54 mins
  • LINUS, THE GREAT PUMPKIN, AND DEMONS: Foam Tombstones, Plastic Skeletons, and Spiritual Warfare

    LINUS, THE GREAT PUMPKIN, AND DEMONS: Foam Tombstones, Plastic Skeletons, and Spiritual Warfare
    Oct 12 2025
    Every October, we decorate our homes with plastic skeletons and paper bats, never realizing that the genuine spiritual warfare happening around us makes these decorations look like child's play.

    SERMON TRANSCRIPT…https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-liniesthegreatpumpkinanddemons

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    #WeirdDarkness #GreatPumpkin #HalloweenTruth #SpiritualWarfare #ChristianHalloween #FaithOverFear #DemonsAreReal #ChristianPodcast #BiblicalTruth #HalloweenSermon #VictoryInChrist
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    16 mins
  • SHE SOLD HER SOUL FOR LABUBU DOLLS: How Can We Think So Little of Something So Valuable?

    SHE SOLD HER SOUL FOR LABUBU DOLLS: How Can We Think So Little of Something So Valuable?
    Oct 5 2025
    A marketing specialist posts a joke about buying souls, and before you know it, someone actually shows up ready to sign the agreement in blood because she needs money for dolls and concert tickets.

    SERMON TRANSCRIPT…https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-soul-value-labubu-dolls/

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    Darren Marlar is a licensed minister through the Universal Life Church: https://www.themonastery.org.

    “Church Of The Undead” theme music by Epidemic Sound.
    "I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness." — John 12:46

    Find out how to escape eternal darkness at https://weirddarkness.com/eternaldarkness

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    NOTE: Some of this content may have been created with assistance from AI tools, but it has been reviewed, edited, narrated, produced, and approved by Darren Marlar, creator and host of Weird Darkness — who, despite popular conspiracy theories, is not an AI voice.

    #LabubuDolls #SoulValue #ChristianSermon #SpiritualAwakening #EternalVsTemporal
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    49 mins