Wally finally stumbles onto the show, our Spotify Wrapped has some unexpected results, a job opportunity Jess probably needs to refuse, sad news about the DOGE checks, porn names, we're appealing to our international audience, a craft store's dynamic pricing scheme, AI videos on Tik Tok, McD's and other fast food, plumbing problems, and an unfortunate roof update.

Thanksgiving plans, adult (woman) car decisions, Wally discovers how deleting works, radio memories, redheads, the first person to break the seal at a dinner, Chris is depressed (no, seriously), Jess isn't pregnant, the ho phase, faking it at Thanksgiving, lady part surgery, and thank you to our listener for three years of the show. (Chris STILL hasn't given Jess money)

Aaaand we're back. Jess had a whole situation, potluck pros and cons, coming out of anesthesia, the Epstein files, the Bubba rumors, Megyn Kelly is the worst, being a fan or any presidential candidate, Marjorie Taylor Green, quiet piggy, stupid new laws, marriage and birth certificates, smelling like your job, illegal hemp, unaffordable health insurance, and union work.

Ring cameras are helping ICE, election results, Kentuckians trying to vote without any elections, food pantry use increases, Jess has a surgery update, flashback to Nell Carter, problematic Halloween costumes, problematic jokes, Chris's surprising abilities, radio listeners who don't listen, Wally learns what FOMO means, unsolicited advice, Jess is an equal opportunity bitch, what life will look like without health insurance, invitations to church, if Jess wrote a romance book, and a jealous girlfriend loses her mind. Where else can you get all of this foolishness in one place? Ok, besides the whole internet, obviously.

Jess is about to go under the knife (she's since had it done and she's fine), people named Jessica, Wally gets ticketed, the government shutdown, a roofing update, new government rules for charities, two step verification, Wally and technology, the new coffeemaker, and taking addictive drugs.

Brad joins the show again with updates on the baby, YouTube repair tutorials, pit bull attacks, serial killers and other white men, one of us was once mistaken for Ralphie May, being fat and funny, radio people who don't understand a good ribbing, hiring people and checking references, who we are at work vs real life, and where have all the men gone?

Wally goes Mr Rogers, gyms and other businesses that do annoying stuff, Wally's new gig, women getting revenge on their cheating exes, the horror of discovering you agree with MTG, class action settlements, and all the other random BS you've come to expect from us.

We just don't feel like it this week. But we're here. And Wally gets a geography lesson, first day on the job, the transgender distribution system, the government shutdown keeps Jess from getting a job, a very bad day, Wally's sister has needs, Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, and Chris pulls a Wally.