• We Don't Care for Auburn or French Fire Perverts (Cast Iron Balls #51)
    Oct 10 2025

    Just in time, it’s a Week 7 College Football Preview Episode! Plenty of yapping about the other sports news of the week, the Best Game in Every Time Slot, and a bonus INSTANT LIVE REACTION to Philly misery at the very end. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe Live Bets the Games! Trevor Lawrence falls over twice!
    6:31 — WGAS NewsBag, Sports Edition!
    32:58 — The Best Game in Every Time Slot
    53:26 — CIB 2025 Football Pick ‘em Contest
    59:29 — Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week, Live from Plains, Heaven
    1:05:13 — Wrap-up!

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

    The background music for Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week is "Bama Country" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Can the Hot AI Robits Be a Bit More Beguilingly Sad? (CIB #257)
    Oct 7 2025

    We plow through the news that caught our attention this week and wonder about a future that promises to feed our eyeballs with images and information that we know cannot be relied upon to contain any truth value. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Not RUSHing to our local arena
    3:20 — Abe explains the shutdown
    5:07 — WGAS NewsBag; Baseless speculation about Trump’s bad brain, baseless speculation about the gender status of famous women, Taylor Swift’s new record
    31:33 — Our Bogus Future is an AI-generated anti-reality nightmare
    59:19 — Did CBS News’ Senior National Correspondent Mark Strassmann Get Off a Good One?
    1:07:28 — Wrap-up! The Smashing Machine

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • "Cranky bitches losing just makes me so happy." (Cast Iron Balls #50)
    Oct 7 2025

    Week six of the college football schedule ended up wildly entertaining, especially if you are entertained by teams that are supposed to be very good getting their butts kicked by teams that are not supposed to be very good. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe Live Bets the Games!
    3:33 — Mark Sanchez has a bad weekend, to our amusement
    16:04 — College week 6 recap! Penn State and Texas beclowned, and the rest of the weekend’s action
    58:03 — CIB’s 2025 Football Pick ‘em Contest
    1:02:13 — Wrap-up!

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Abe's Arms are Tired (CIB #256)
    Oct 2 2025

    It’s a fun-size episode of CIB this week because we are admittedly losing the steam to talk about everything going on in the world at the moment. But tune in for Abe’s European travelogue and our discombobulated dissatisfaction with the state of our so-called politics, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe in the World
    20:49 — While Abe was away…
    44:25 — Wrap-up! One Battle After Another

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    1 hr
  • Great Games and Less than Ideal Results (Cast Iron Balls #49)
    Oct 2 2025

    Cast Iron Balls is here with a firsthand account of the Virginia/FSU overtime thriller in Charlottesville last Friday, and plenty of TAKES about the state of the Georgia football program. And since it’s already nearly the weekend, we’re also doing our Week 6 preview. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe Live Bets the Games!
    4:33 — Virginia storms the field after beating FSU
    17:24 — Georgia loses to Alabama AGAIN
    40:40 — Penn State loses another big matchup, and quickly acknowledging the rest of the games
    53:53 — The Best Game in Every Time Slot
    1:06:26 — CIB 2025 Football Pick ‘em Contest
    1:14:00 — Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week
    1:18:00 — Wrap-up!

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

    The background music for Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week is "Bama Country" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Bracing Ourselves to Not Storm the Field (Cast Iron Balls #48)
    Sep 25 2025

    Just before Abe jets across the Atlantic for a European vacation CIB is sneaking in a preview of Week 5 of the college football season, along with the sports news of the week and a visit from Jimmy Carter in heaven with the Presidential Lock of the Week. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe Live Bets the Games!
    3:51 — WGAS NewsBag, Sports Edition: Jaxson Dart made Giants starter; Robot strike zone challenge system; Mike Gundy fired; SEC matchups through 2029 revealed
    21:48 — The Best Game in Every Time Slot
    44:03 — CIB 2025 Football Pick ‘em Contest
    50:50 — Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week, Live from Plains
    55:28 — Wrap-up!

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

    The background music for Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week is "Bama Country" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • But Can I Take the Tylenol If I'm Pregnant With Bison Babies? (CIB #255)
    Sep 24 2025

    Jimmy Kimmel’s INDEFINITE SUSPENSION was short enough to have come and gone between recordings of this podcast, but we’re here to talk about it anyway. Lots of other silliness, too, including Trump trying to pronounce acetaminophen, Strassmann looking for human connection in a California run club, and a pretty lady looking for another sort of connection at a sports bar. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe prepares to go to the Old World
    4:58 — WGAS NewsBag; Jimmy Kimmel kerfuffle, Ted Cruz responds; Tucker vs The Hummus Eaters; FBI addressing all sorts of conspiracies; Trump DM to his AG accidentally goes to everyone; Trump vs Tylenol; H1B visas get pricey
    1:07:11 — Did CBS News’ Senior National News Correspondent Mark Strassmann Get Off a Good One?
    1:15:23 — Wrap-up! Unknown Number on Netflix, and a couple of very weird Buffalo Wild Wings commercials

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • Absurdly Wealthy Chucklefucks (Cast Iron Balls #47)
    Sep 23 2025

    We watched some football and now we will talk about it! Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    47 mins