he Golden Crew is back, and this week Trevor runs through a comprehensive list of the most bizarre rules and banned items across cruise lines — from Samsung Galaxy Note 7s still being on Disney's no-go list to non-collapsible lightsabers being classified as weapons. Plus, Carnival bans upside-down pineapple behavior, Tom barely survives Oklahoma tornado season, the crew debates Carnival's new brunch menu (breakfast Philly, anyone?), and Jen owes the Costco community a major apology. Grab a drink of the day — just not from a box — and sail in!

The Golden Crew is back, and this week Trevor is NOT dead — despite his best efforts to convince everyone otherwise. After a dramatic week of faking strep throat, sending blinking GIFs, and getting his wife Megan to photograph the inside of his throat for a very skeptical Teladoc doctor, Trevor has somehow survived to podcast another day.

On the cruise news front, we've got a big week! The Carnival Sunshine went full blackout — losing power, propulsion, AND sanitation at 2 AM while returning to Norfolk. Tugboats, delayed embarkation, and a $25 onboard credit were involved. We break it all down. Then we talk about the Carnival Conquest's fresh glow-up out of dry dock, including the new Heroes Tribute Bar honoring our military veterans and active duty service members — and yes, the arcade came up too.

We also touch on Puerto Vallarta's temporary removal from Carnival's Mexican Riviera routes (Jen is on the Costco update desk, so stay tuned to the Facebook group), and the 2026 Cruiseline.com Member Choice Awards — spoiler: Royal Caribbean swept basically everything and the crew has thoughts.

And finally... waffle cones. We somehow end up in a deeply committed conversation about soft serve, cruise hacks, and things we probably should not describe in a family-friendly podcast description. You'll just have to listen.

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Anything that happens on the ship stays on YouTube. Bye!

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This week on The Podcastaways, Trevor, Tom, and Jen take a break from cruise news for a very important investigation: did Tom’s mirror move… or are we living in Bizarro Land?

Then we’re joined by Kira Jackson (aka @KiraKiraWonders) for a fantastic behind-the-scenes interview about life working on Princess Cruises. Kira shares what it was like having a niche acting role as a live “character performer” who hosted bingo in character, why longer cruises feel totally different than shorter ones, how crew culture impacts guest experience, and what passengers do that makes crew quietly panic (spoiler: kids on railings).

We also get into cruise classics like favorite ports (hello, Jeju), ship size debates, crew gifts (yes… the ducks), ship internet reality, and we settle the only question that truly matters: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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Galveston is back in the spotlight, and we are updating the full port-day playbook. Trevor, Jenn, and Thomas rank Galveston against their other favorite homeports, then get practical with where to stay (Texas City vs Seawall, plus a few “bougie” picks), where to eat (from pho to seafood to that reliable Waffle House energy), and what to do if you have extra time before sail day.

We also hit the real-life lessons: why you should double-check which terminal you’re walking to, what to watch for with parking and car safety, and the best ways to get from the airport to the island without turning embarkation day into a stress marathon. Then we wrap with a listener audio moment that spirals into cruise buffet truth-telling and a little breakfast dessert drama.

If you cruise out of Galveston, this episode is your shortcut to a smoother trip.

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Jen’s “stuck in traffic”… sure. So Trevor and Tom take the helm for a cruise-news joyride that somehow includes the Winter Olympics, the Three Stooges, and at least one emotional-support turtle.

Today we hit the big headlines:

• Carnival apologizes after fleetwide IT issues slowed embarkation/debarkation and impacted multiple ships (and yes—navigation/safety systems were part of the disruption): https://cruiseindustrynews.com/cruise-news/2026/02/carnival-apologizes-for-fleetwide-it-issues/

• Royal Caribbean updates its policy on recording-capable smart glasses (restricted zones include restrooms, youth areas, medical areas… and the casino): https://www.royalcaribbean.com/faq/questions/prohibited-items-onboard-policy

• Royal Caribbean names “Skipper” as the next Chief Dog Officer for Legend of the Seas (because cruise news is wild now): https://www.cruisehive.com/royal-caribbean-reveals-name-of-legend-of-the-seas-chief-dog-officer/199512

• Carnival Encounter inspection in Australia after whistleblower/union allegations—Carnival says regulators found “no deficiencies” (story still developing): https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-10/carnival-cruise-exploitation-claims-what-we-know/106325788

• The Park West cruise-auction controversy: a guest says the Muhammad Ali glove delivered wasn’t the exact glove they bid on—fine print matters: https://www.cruisehive.com/cruise-guest-says-auction-item-was-swapped-after-5000-winning-bid/199261

Plus: SpeakPipe messages, debarkation speed-running in New Orleans, and the ongoing Sea Day Brunch existential crisis (banana cream pie discourse included).

Carnival Sea Day Brunch menu (official PDF): https://www.carnival.com/-/media/images/explore/dining/menus/seaday-brunch-menu.pdf

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This week on Carnival Cruising Podcastaways, Trevor, Jenn, and Thomas are back together and, thankfully, all survived another week without medical emergencies (hydration saves lives).

The crew dives into Carnival’s latest price increases, including changes to Bottomless Bubbles and gratuities, and debates whether four sodas a day is a lifestyle choice or a cry for help. Things escalate when they discuss a five-year-old Royal Caribbean cruiser with over 700 loyalty points, raising serious questions about gaming the system, suite math, and who is really in charge of the ship.

They also cover:

• Drink packages, soda economics, and age discrimination (allegedly)

• Drug-sniffing dogs, port security horror stories, and thrift-store luggage mishaps

• Build-A-Bear regret at sea

• Party cruises gone very wrong

• Why you should never assume you’ll remember repacking your bag with dignity

It’s cruise news, questionable math, and classic Podcastaways banter—all in one voyage.

🎧 Buckle up, hydrate, and maybe skip the fourth soda.

Trevor is out, but the show rolls on as Tom and Jenn take the helm for a wide-ranging cruise chat packed with news, debates, and classic Podcastaways chaos.

This week, we dive into Carnival Sunshine’s upcoming Africa itineraries, including historic first-ever ports like Morocco and Tanzania, plus a transatlantic sailing that has us seriously tempted. We also tackle one of cruising’s most hotly debated topics: Should you always fly in the day before your cruise? (Spoiler: yes… but with nuance.)

Along the way, we cover winter weather impacts, ships returning early, snow on the Lido deck, frozen Serenity waterfalls, and why Mother Nature always laughs at cruise plans. There’s also talk of private islands, mega-ships vs. smaller ships, hand-washing truth bombs, casino etiquette, and why some cruise traditions just won’t die.

Cruise news, strong opinions, and plenty of laughs—just another day aboard the Podcastaways.

🎧 Listen now and cruise smarter.

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Jennnn is back from a Hawaii sailing, and she comes bearing stories. From driving to the port for the first time and packing like an absolute pirate, to late-night embarkation drama in San Francisco and sailing under the Golden Gate Bridge, this episode is packed with real cruise talk and classic Podcastaways chaos.

We dive into Princess Cruises boarding efficiency, sea days that blur together, island stops across Hawaii, and why driving to a port completely changes how much junk you bring onboard. Plus, we break down shore excursions, non-ship tours, and what makes some itineraries worth repeating.

Somehow, we also end up debating robot lawnmowers, smart litter boxes that weigh your cats in kilograms, karaoke competitions at sea, and whether Sweet Caroline should ever be attempted in the wrong octave. (Spoiler: no.)

It’s cruise advice, travel stories, light scandal, and tech nonsense, all rolled into one episode. Just the way we like it.

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