This week on Carl vs Reality, I end up in a perfectly nice pub… except for the small matter of a dog repeatedly treating the place like its own personal gas chamber. Very British evening out, really — everyone pretending nothing’s happening while quietly dying inside.

After that, I fall down yet another AI rabbit hole. Not by choice, honestly — the world keeps chucking this stuff at me. This time it’s an “AI-enabled teddy bear” that managed to get itself pulled off the shelves for… well… reasons. The sort of reasons that make you stare at the wall for a second and wonder what planet we’re on.

So I talk pubs, dogs, dodgy tech, and how we’ve somehow reached a point where a stuffed toy needs a safety audit. Just the usual light nonsense.

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This week on Carl vs Reality, it’s me, the cat, and a bloke who kept a human skull for sixty years.

I’ve just moved in with my girlfriend, so I’m adjusting to life as a co-habiting man with a furry little shadow who insists on nicking my chair. There’s domestic bliss, feline diplomacy, and the art of having an argument with a cat who clearly thinks he owns the place.

Then we head to Vienna, where a tourist finally posts back a skull he stole from St Stephen’s Cathedral in the 1960s — because apparently that’s something you can do. It’s one of those stories that’s equal parts eerie and oddly touching, depending on how you look at it.

So it’s cats, confessions, and questionable souvenirs — all the usual nonsense from Carl vs Reality.

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Topics: living with pets, cat behaviour, moving in with your partner, weird news, stolen skull, St Stephen’s Cathedral Vienna, Franz Zehetner, morality, guilt, Austria, true-ish stories, comedy monologue podcast.

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So, this week I’m talking about a Dutch bloke who got arrested for being someone he isn’t.

A poor politician called Kevin Nuijten got dragged off before a live debate because security thought he was the Vegan Streaker — a fella known for charging into events half naked with “save the animals” painted across his chest.

Turns out, wrong guy. But it’s a brilliant mix of politics, mistaken identity, and pants.

From there I go down a rabbit hole about British streaking — Mark Roberts, the world’s most prolific nudist on the move — and somehow end up telling a story about a naked cleaner.

So yeah, this one’s got nature walks, weed bushes, animal rights, and more bums than you’d expect from a podcast.

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This week I somehow ended up questioning everything — including my own height. What started as a normal conversation turned into a full existential crisis involving Penguin bars, chocolate-flavour coating, and the price of cocoa beans.

Turns out, a few of our favourite British snacks aren’t what they used to be. Some have been reformulated, relabelled, or quietly downgraded when nobody was looking. Even cheese slices have got in on the act.

From rising cocoa prices to fake ingredients, I try to make sense of what’s real, what’s not, and why we care so much about it in the first place.

Ultimately, though… it probably doesn’t matter.

If it still tastes all right, we’ll eat it anyway

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This week, Carl’s been watching AI John Lennon wear hats and wondering what’s real anymore — until reality hit back in the form of a bloke who ate three kilograms of Haribo and ended up in hospital.

From deepfakes to deep regret, Carl unpacks the week’s weirdness: fake celebrities, genuine stomach pain, and why moderation might just be the only real thing left.

Plus: listener messages, coffee-based currency conversions, and Carl’s ongoing campaign to make Starbucks the new metric system.

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