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Candy Max, Cannibal Generals & The Collapse of Civilization | Ep. 63

Candy Max, Cannibal Generals & The Collapse of Civilization | Ep. 63

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Austin spirals into the sweetest economic meltdown you’ve ever heard, starting with the shocking rise of Tic Tac prices and ending somewhere between EMP-induced societal collapse, cannibal warlords who found Jesus, billionaires swimming Scrooge-McDuck–style in their money rooms, and Mormon underwear launch parties that look like Black Friday at Best Buy.


Along the way he accidentally becomes Candy Max, contemplates leading a clothed-but-angry army against video games, reviews nightmare-fuel books he refuses to read, digs into the birth of Comedy Central, unpacks sex-club stories about the Viacom overlords, and somehow lands on Trump calling a reporter “piggy” mid-flight.


It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s end-times chic. It’s The Austin Anderson Show.

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