• Would you let your mechanic drink while working on your car to save $300?
    Aug 22 2025

    Raised back of hand with no skin tone

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    14 mins
  • Do families live downtown? (We watched that movie Weapons)
    Aug 21 2025

    also, we saw some losers at the Gross Out, Meineke said Carolyn's car needed over $2,000 in repairs & I have a fun fact about Herman's Head

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    40 mins
  • The LLVMJ WeightLifting Club has disbanded
    Aug 15 2025

    like, comma, later

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    16 mins
  • Formerly cage free chickens
    Aug 11 2025

    also, i couldn't unclog our shower drain and carolyn has a casual case of stalking an instagram influencer

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    33 mins
  • if you dont strong arm robbery me, then i wont strong arm robbery you
    Aug 8 2025

    also, i got new kicks, missed my 30th high school reunion & made the most difficult decision I've ever made in my life

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    22 mins
  • 2 kooks, a zook & some squarsh
    Aug 6 2025

    also, frankie blue (the gray menace) struck again, my fried rice is better than Panda's & we ate a 3k calorie chicken pot pie

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    24 mins
  • It hurt to text & I like peeling myself
    Aug 1 2025

    also: we ate french fry pizza, frankie got a new litterbox and carolyn's thighs hurt

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    33 mins
  • I ate an $82 sandwich; Subway is better.
    Jul 30 2025

    also, foot locker versus footaction

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    17 mins