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Boring History For Sleep | Neanderthals: The Guys Who Invented Bad Decisions 🪓😬

Boring History For Sleep | Neanderthals: The Guys Who Invented Bad Decisions 🪓😬

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💀🔥 Neanderthals weren’t the quiet, thoughtful cave philosophers you see in museums — they were walking chaos machines built like tanks and powered by pure impulse. They invented bad decisions, picked fights with animals ten times their size, and somehow survived on a diet that was 90% meat and 10% “let’s see if this kills me.” Their lives were loud, wild, and tragically hilarious — the perfect blend of brute strength and absolutely zero long-term planning.

So close your eyes and drift back to a world where every day was chest-beating, mammoth-dodging, rock-throwing insanity… and weirdly, that’s how humanity made it this far.

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