It's the annual Bonemas on the Bone to Pick Podcast as Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go live for a no-holds-barred Christmas spectacular packed with food, fans, and festive grievances. What starts as playful banter quickly turns into a hilarious therapy session for everything that drives us nuts this time of year — from adult gift exchanges that feel more like obligations, to Elf on the Shelf paranoia, to why nobody wants your leaky snow globe. With fan-submitted bones rolling in live, Bobby and Paul riff on family traditions, awkward gift moments, holiday music overload, and the emotional landmines that come with trying to keep everyone happy.

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What starts as light banter about remote recording and bad lighting quickly spirals into a brutally honest bone about medical anxiety, unreadable lab results, and why hearing critical health information through a thick accent might push a hypochondriac over the edge. From there, the guys riff on marriage, exhaustion, parenting, travel nightmares, and the hidden stress behind a comedian's "easy" life. As always, the episode thrives on raw chemistry, rapid-fire jokes, and relatable frustration — whether it's locked car doors at gas stations, terrible bathroom etiquette, or chefs calling everyone "chef."

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For the love of god if you are going to take a hike or camp or do anything outdoors, be prepared for... oh I dunno... the outdoors?! Plus planning stuff way too far in advance and some killer fan bones!

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