Jamie returned from his cruise aboard the poop cruise ship, and John was the caretaker of his home while he was away. Then, the guys discuss the most painful human experiences and decide which ones they would endure for $1,000,000.

A salesman makes some enemies in the neighborhood, Jamie is full of useless knowledge, and John experiences a bona fide miracle.

John watches a shuttle launch, sees more than he wants on an airplane, and debates the merits of fighting children.

Summer of Ray continues this week with a new bracket! What is the best food to grab from a concessions stand?? We apologize in advance for feelings that will be hurt throughout this episode. You have been warned.

Ray drops into the studio as we try Australian food which was mailed to us from a listener from down under.

Is this episode as weird as the title makes it out to be? Probably. Should you still listen to the ridiculousness? Absolutely.