This week, the girls get into the Charmed drama following the Paris convention. and rewatch season five's "Siren Song aka Side Chicks Beware Jesus on the Mainline. Even though the siren's song failed to lure the girls in, Baby Daddy Paige Matthews saves the episode. The girls have questions for the writers, like Why are they making Phoebe Halliwell so self-centered? And who is this new Leo Wyatt? From being "competent" at his job to perpetrating first-trimester pregnancy stereotypes, the guardian angel is at his worst.

In the pop culture, R.E.P.O.R.T. Rae gets back into true crime and enjoys the SCRUBS reboot. Nelle preps for another con while catching up on Abbott Elementary and gives her book recommendations.

While breaking down the episode, Rae comes to a startling realization about Piper, examines the misogynistic origins of the siren, and Nelle confronts Paige and Prue Halliwell's AI origins.

Tune into "Black Girl Charmed," where two unmedicated Black weirdos discuss Halliwell hijinks.

This week, the girls get into the Charmed drama following the Paris convention and rewatch season five's "Siren Song aka Side Chicks Beware Jesus on the Mainline. Even though the siren's song failed to lure the girls in, Baby Daddy Paige Matthews saves the episode. The girls have questions for the writers, like Why are they making Phoebe Halliwell so self-centered? And who is this new Leo Wyatt? From being "competent" at his job to perpetrating first-trimester pregnancy stereotypes, the guardian angel is at his worst.

In the pop culture, R.E.P.O.R.T. Rae gets back into true crime and enjoys the SCRUBS reboot. Nelle preps for another con while catching up on Abbott Elementary and gives her book recommendations.

While breaking down the episode, Rae comes to a startling realization about Piper, examines the misogynistic origins of the siren, and Nelle confronts Paige and Prue Halliwell's AI origins.

Tune into "Black Girl Charmed," where two unmedicated Black weirdos discuss Halliwell hijinks.

The girls rewatch Charmed season five, "Happily Ever After," a delightful episode that surprisingly has Nelle liking Paige and Rae singing Leo's praises. The only downside to the episode was Phoebe Halliwell's twisted fairytale wardrobe.

During the pop culture R.E.P.O.R.T., Rae gets lost in dad movies and romcoms. Nelle BGC's bougie but organized gamer gets her life together with her Filofax and Louise Carmen, and reconnects with the Resident Evil video game series to prepare for RE9.

Though Nelle is determined to keep the episode under an hour, pop culture losses and Rae's obsession with the hair in this week's episode undermine that goal.

Tune into "Black Girl Charmed," where two unmedicated Black weirdos discuss Halliwell hijinks.