• 5. Vampire Academy Chapters 10-12
    Oct 16 2025

    In which hosts Bethanie and Ash discuss chapters 10-12 of Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead.

    Chapter 10 Summary:

    Mia reports Rose and Lissa for passing notes, leading to an embarrassing public reading. Jesse begs Rose to clear his name, but she finds him cowardly. Rose recalls a past incident where Ms. Karp caught them reviving a dead raven, warning them to keep it secret. Mason criticizes Rose over Jesse and reveals he found no info on Anna. Rose regrets not returning Mason’s feelings.


    Chapter 11 Summary:

    Rose and Lissa prepare for an assembly attended by Queen Tatiana. Rose struggles with feelings for her mentor Dimitri. The queen shames Lissa, who then seeks comfort from Natalie. Rose and Mia exchange insults until Dimitri intervenes. Rose lies to Christian to protect Lissa.


    Chapter 12 Summary:

    Rose and Dimitri find Lissa self-harming after receiving a threatening note and dead rabbit. Rose protects Lissa from questioning and urges her not to use her powers again. Rumors about Rose feeding Lissa blood spread, causing tension. Rose confronts the rumor-spreaders but holds back. Lissa vows to protect Rose despite feeling weak.


    Bite Me is a Three Sisters Podcast Network podcast. Hosted by Bethanie Finger and Ashleigh Tanner and featuring the literary works of Richelle Mead. The logo art was created by Bethanie Finger and the intro/outro music was composed by Something Weird.


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    56 mins
  • 4. Vampire Academy Chapters 6-9
    Oct 2 2025

    In which hosts Bethanie and Ash discuss chapters 6-9 of Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead.

    Chapter 6 (Summary):

    Rose gets permission to attend church just to be near Lissa. There, she becomes intrigued by the term “shadow-kissed,” used to describe St. Vladimir’s guardian Anna. Rose learns that Anna and Vladimir were bound after he saved her life. She realizes their bond mirrors hers with Lissa. Later, Mia humiliates Rose and Lissa using her water magic. Rose discovers Mia isn't royal—her parents are servants—and learns about controversial dhampir-Moroi relationships, including the stigma of “blood whores.”

    Chapter 7 (Summary):

    Rose continues her training but questions Dimitri’s methods. She senses Lissa’s fear through their bond and rushes to find a dead fox on Lissa’s bed. The message feels personal and threatening. Rose suspects the attacker knows about Lissa’s powers but hides this from Dimitri.

    Chapter 8 (Summary):

    Driven by anger over the fox incident, Rose intensifies her training. Natalie milks the situation for attention, while Jesse and Rose plan a romantic moment. Christian uses fire magic to defend Lissa, causing concern among students. Rose warns Lissa about Christian, but Lissa refuses to cut ties. Rose begins experimenting with entering Lissa’s mind.

    Chapter 9 (Summary):

    Through their bond, Rose sees Lissa and Christian grow closer. Christian believes Moroi should fight Strigoi using magic. He defends Lissa’s use of compulsion, making her feel both nervous and excited. Meanwhile, Jesse tries to bite Rose, hinting he knows she let Lissa feed from her. Dimitri catches them and scolds Rose, warning her to take her guardian duties seriously. They agree to resume serious training.

    Bite Me is a Three Sisters Podcast Network podcast. Hosted by Bethanie Finger and Ashleigh Tanner and featuring the literary works of Richelle Mead. The logo art was created by Bethanie Finger and the intro/outro music was composed by Something Weird.


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • 3. Vampire Academy Chapter 3-5
    Sep 18 2025

    In which hosts Bethanie and Ash discuss chapters 3-5 of Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead.

    In this episode, Bethanie and Ashleigh dive into Chapters 3–5 of Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead. Rose is back in training, but it's anything but smooth sailing. Instructor Stan thinks she’s all luck and no skill, while Victor Dashkov praises her—but with a suspiciously keen interest in her psychic bond with Lissa.

    Meanwhile, Lissa faces social drama of her own as Rose steps in to defend her from Mia’s cruel taunts. The girls reconnect with Natalie Dashkov, who dishes out gossip, but something about Lissa’s sudden lack of visions has Rose on edge. And then there’s Christian Ozera—Strigoi family baggage and all—creeping into Lissa’s heart and Rose’s worries.

    With psi-hound chases, parental emails, dark magic flashbacks, and a growing mystery surrounding Victor, the tension is building fast at St. Vladimir’s. Tune in as we unpack the drama, danger, and deepening bonds in this week’s episode!

    Bite Me is a Three Sisters Podcast Network podcast. Hosted by Bethanie Finger and Ashleigh Tanner and featuring the literary works of Richelle Mead. The logo art was created by Bethanie Finger and the intro/outro music was composed by Something Weird.


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    1 hr
  • 2. Vampire Academy Chapter 2
    Sep 4 2025

    In which hosts Bethanie and Ash discuss chapter 2 of Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead.


    Chapter 2 Summary

    Dimitri keeps the girls separated on the flight back to St. Vladimir’s so that they cannot plot an escape. As they get closer to St. Vladimir’s in remote Montana, Rose recognizes that escape is increasingly unlikely. Lissa’s fear is so potent that Rose is drawn into her mind via their psychic connection. Through Lissa’s eyes, Rose sees molnija marks on Dmitri, which indicate that he has killed six Strigoi— vampires who have grown feral with bloodlust. Rose forces her mind away from Lissa’s, alarmed by this connection that neither she nor Lissa understands. Dimitri eventually comes to sit by Rose, asking her why she attempted the “stupid, but still brave” (22) act of attacking all the guardians for Lissa’s sake. Rose asserts that she is Lissa’s guardian, which Dimitri seems to accept.


    They arrive at St. Vladimir’s at sunset, which marks the start of the school day for the vampiric students. On the way to see Headmistress Kirova, Dimitri and the guardians march Lissa and Rose through the center of campus, making them a spectacle for the other students. Rose notes that their classmates have changed little in her and Lissa’s two-year absence.

    In the headmistress’s office, they find Prince Victor Dashkov, Lissa’s uncle, whom she embraces happily. Rose is horrified to find Victor prematurely withered by a disease that targets Moroi and that will prevent him from becoming king. Kirova scolds the two girls but places the blame on Rose, claiming that as Lissa’s guardian, Rose should have stopped Lissa from recklessly running away. Furious, Rose retorts that she kept Lissa safe when the school didn’t, but stops herself from saying more. (The narrative later reveals that Lissa is endangered by her powers of compulsion and healing, which are collectively known as “spirit.”) Now, Kirova decrees that Lissa, as a Moroi princess, must continue her education and that Rose will be expelled.


    Lissa protests that her late parents wanted Rose to remain her guardian, but Kirova is unmoved until Dimitri argues that the two have a psychic bond. Kirova is shocked by this information, as it has been centuries since such a phenomenon has occurred between vampire and guardian. Dimitri, as Lissa’s new official guardian, believes that Rose should remain. Kirova agrees on the condition that Dmitri mentor Rose.


    He reluctantly agrees, citing the diminished numbers of guardians in the ranks—particularly girls, who are often forced into sex work that includes allowing Moroi to drink their blood. Lissa cautiously adds her compulsion to influence the situation in the girls’ favor. (Rose notes that it is dangerous to use this tactic against another Moroi, who might detect the trick.) This time, nobody notices. Rose is put on probation, which she recognizes is an effort to separate her from Lissa.


    Bite Me is a Three Sisters Podcast Network podcast. Hosted by Bethanie Finger and Ashleigh Tanner and featuring the literary works of Richelle Mead. The logo art was created by Bethanie Finger and the intro/outro music was composed by Something Weird.

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    36 mins
  • 1. Vampire Academy Chapter 1
    Aug 21 2025

    In which hosts Bethanie and Ash introduce their new Vampire Literary Podcast!

    They begin their Vampire podcast with a chapter by chapter deep dive into Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead.


    Vampire Academy Chapter 1

    Seventeen-year-old Rose Hathaway is a dhampir (half human, half vampire), and has a psychic connection to her best friend, Vasilisa Dragomir (known as Lissa), who is a Moroi, or full-blooded vampire. Now, Rose senses that Lissa is having a recurring nightmare, so she wakes her friend and soothes her, aided by their housemate’s cat, Oscar. Rose notes that cats dislike dhampir but have a great deal of affection for Moroi. Seeing that Lissa is weak from a lack of blood, Rose scolds her and says that Lissa should have asked to feed from her sooner. Lissa bites Rose’s neck, triggering the characteristic rush of pleasure that comes from a vampire’s bite.

    Afterward, Rose follows Oscar’s gaze to the window and sees that a man is watching them from the street. She worries that the man witnessed the vampirism, but when Oscar hisses at him, she deduces that he must be a dhampir like her. She urges Lissa to use her magical powers of compulsion to secure their human housemate’s car keys and force him to forget that he ever saw the two girls. They flee, just as they have been doing for the past two years whenever other vampires or dhampirs get close to them. Rose hopes that she merits Lissa’s unwavering trust.

    They almost make it to their housemate’s car, but suddenly a dozen dhampir guardians surround them, led by the man Rose saw across the street. Rose tries to fight, but her weakness and inexperience are no match for the guardian’s skill. He sees the bite on Rose’s neck as she prepares to attack again, but Lissa sends calming energy her way, causing Rose to pause. The head guardian introduces himself as Dimitri Belikov. He calls Lissa “princess” and says that he has come to return her to St. Vladimir’s Academy.


    Bite Me is a Three Sisters Podcast Network podcast. Hosted by Bethanie Finger and Ashleigh Tanner and featuring the literary works of Richelle Mead. The logo art was created by Bethanie Finger and the intro/outro music was composed by Something Weird.

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    40 mins