Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Don’t Tattoo Your Face is a blunt, unapologetic rant aimed squarely at women, arguing that some decisions don’t become empowering just because we call them that. The episode takes on face tattoos and visible ink as a fast track to unnecessary struggle, with a special warning about tattooing names anywhere on your body—because love is temporary and laser removal is expensive. It’s not moralizing and it’s not anti-art; it’s about long-term consequences, social reality, and why pretending the world is more evolved than it actually is mostly screws women over. This is less “do what you want” and more “think it through,” delivered with zero patience for fantasy thinking and a lot of hard-earned clarity.

Music by Nathan Wills.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Straight Women Don’t Peg is a rant-disguised-as-a-public-service-announcement about how some men outsource their sexual identity crises to women and then call it “open-minded.” It argues that a lot of so-called adventurous requests aren’t about intimacy or curiosity—they’re about avoiding self-interrogation while demanding emotional labor in lingerie. The episode draws a bright line between consensual kink and pressuring your straight girlfriend to audition for a role she never applied for, with jokes sharp enough to leave a mark.

The underlying idea is simple and mildly heretical:
sexual compatibility includes respecting what someone genuinely wants—not turning them into a prop for your unresolved questions and then acting shocked when they decline.

This isn’t kink discourse. It’s a boundary check.

Music by Nathan Wills.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This is a confessional with boundaries. In this milestone episode, Yo Mamma lays out ten parts of her life that people feel entitled to question, interpret, or demand explanations for—and why that entitlement had to end.

From abortions and miscarriages to marriages, estrangement, lost friendships, career detours, trauma, and survival choices, this is story time without self-defense. Not everything that happens to a woman is a lesson, a failure, or a cautionary tale. Some things just are.

Music by Nathan Wills