What do undead debutantes, dagger bras, ballroom brawls, and one very horny clergyman with a Mr. Darcy obsession have in common? Apparently… everything. This week, Jess walks Becca through the gloriously chaotic Pride and Prejudice and Zombies — a regency-era fever dream where romance meets gore, and Darcy kicks severed heads like soccer balls. Along the way, we spiral into Love on the Spectrum emotions, protein shake obsessions, and whether Becca’s stance on returning food is right or wrong. His capa was detated, and ours might be too.

Becca kicks off the pod by telling Jess all about Missing You, a twisty Netflix limited series that loves a time jump almost as much as we love a ‘90s sleepover. Plot holes? Check. Emotional whiplash? Double check. Jumping pants? TBD—but apparently we need them.

We try to make sense of the chaos (spoiler alert: we don’t), debate if any of these characters have actual jobs, and spiral into a classic sister-sleepover-style tangent. Jess wraps it all up with a benefit from TikTok that hits deep: “Your nervous system will always choose a familiar hell over an unfamiliar heaven.” Oof. That’s a quote and a callout.