We’re diving right into the Big V. Hide the women and children cause the guys are going Viking. As usual, they beat around the bush before getting down to business, but what fun is pillage and plunder without a little foreplay? It’s all fun and games until Matt spoils the mood with his book learning.

Standards: What’s In the Glass? Is that a Boot? Local Color - On the Road Edition (Crate your kids, dirt roads on the rise, Hometown USA for sale by owners)

Tangents: Mead Mind Eraser. Milk Punch! Where Does Chile Get Those Wonderful Toys? What Are We Gonna Do With All These Kids? Voter Disenfranchisement Dragnet. Snow Storm Death Wish. All Hail the House of Mouse. Paint it Again or Die. This Much a Fascist. Switch to The Witcher. Why Does Eugenics Keep Coming Up? Don’t You Be My Neighbor. Are We Nerds? We’re Ramblers, We’re Gamblers, Leave Us Alone. Habla Español. Leather Daddy. Burn Your Own House Down. Ever Been to BJ’s? Shop till You Drop.

Main: How Long Has the Big V Been Hot? Name That Viking. That’s Mr. Viking to You. Black Forest Flight. Bogged Down. Don’t Rune This For Me. We’re Down With BBT. Charlie's War. Irish Spring. Viking Death Drive. Live and Let Die. Drinking Mead at the Foot of Mount Vesuvius. What the Hell Was Hella Up To? The Tank Tolman Variety Hour. Manly Men of the 21st Century. Nerd Bullies Ain’t No Little Bitches. Getting Married and Settling Down. Viking is a Business and Business is Good. Pick Hammers Up and Put Them Down.