Grab your mulled wine and your ugliest sweater—it's the Big Tea Energy Christmas Special! We're spilling all the festive tea: our holiday plans, fave Christmas films, most embarrassing work party moments, and crowning this year's Xmas Douche… and Xmas Queen. Expect laughs, confessions, and serious holiday vibes.

A chaotic scroll through the internet's latest "what are we even doing?" moments - from kids skincare to influencer parenting to the darker corners of fast-fashion companies, plus everything we're binge-watching to cope.

In this episode:

• Shay Mitchell has sparked backlash on social media after launching a children's skincare brand called Rini, how do we feel about this?!

• Mom influencers, kid influencers, moms using their kids for their social media fame..where do we draw the line?

• Global fast fashion company Shein selling childlike sex dolls..wth

• What series are we currently bingeing, everything from p diddy's new documentary to Game of Thrones.

This week, pop culture really said "please… don't," and yet here we are - unpacking the chaos with love, confusion, and a sprinkle of delusion. From carpet incidents to celebrity hot takes, it's giving nobody asked… but everyone's listening.

In this episode:

• Timothée Chalamet's ever-evolving hair era and his fresh take on adulthood that had the internet side-eyeing in 4K

• Kris Jenner making birthday energy look effortless at 70 - the glam, the chaos, the vibes

• Ariana Grande getting grabbed on the yellow carpet and Cynthia Erivo stepping in like she had a license to defend

• The show Nobody Wants This - Season 1 and 2 thoughts, reactions, and why we cannot escape it

• And the ultimate debate: would we convert for love? (Be honest…)