Bidet
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Bidet
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Summary
Monsieur Laurent’s vintage bidet has begun speaking in perfect 18th-century French. It only criticizes his sexual performance. Séraphine listens. The plumbing disappoints. Air des bijoux — glittering, vain, and cruelly elegant. velvetguillotine.com
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