This week Haley takes us to the dating scene in Colorado. From squatting down to share a collection of 'short stories' to almost drowning during an Avatar adventure to a date going MIA sporting his Birthday suit, you don't want to miss this episode!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

You might be momentarily confused and think you're listening to Bad Bird Podcast, but don't get your feathers ruffled. You are actually in for a treat with a holiday-themed round of bad date roulette! We're back with alternative carols (apologies in advance when they stick in your head!) and Aqua Net. Happy holidays!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

A different kind of bad date episode where Bryan shares his story and introduces us to the new "F" word AND integrated attachment theory! Check out myrelationshipfail.com to learn even more and even take a quiz to learn YOUR attachment style.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Do bulls really charge when they see red? Let's find out as we choose between waiting on an Ex and a bizarre color blindness phobia in this week's bad date roulette!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

When you think you're going to meet the parents and have a better chance of meeting the Chupacabra, you realize it's a very bad date! Join us for a speed dating adventure down a dark country road. But if you're in an RV, watch the ladder on top!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week our faces are red from empathizing with one bad date's embarrassment and from laughing with the other as her bad date walks away…or does he? Try this one on for size…or for two sizes!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Prepare yourselves for a different kind of episode this week. No heels down ratings, but Lauryn explains how she fixed her picker, starting with sending her regrets for a crawfish boil. Sometimes we don't set that dating bar quite high enough, but then your person lifts it up for you!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This round of bad date roulette gives us the double-ick factor! And also tests our boundaries of being dog lovers. Grab a glass of pawno grigio or chardognay, some Off spray, and your favorite spatula and let's dive in.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!