Episodes

  • #93 When Pizza Meets Boobs
    Jan 26 2026

    Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer had to match the mood.

    In this episode, they crack open “Peace Be the Journey,” a hazy IPA brewed with coconut and lactose from Martin House Brewing —with a playful nod to the Cool Runnings movie.

    They also dive into some of their favorite Instagram beer accounts—everything from porch bombs and surprise drops to dancing with beers and full-on reviews on the water. Big shoutouts to @beer_jimmy, @thenieghborh00db33rclub, and @whitey_the_beer_gnome for keeping beer content fun, creative, and way better than the forecast.

    And yes… you’ll finally hear about the infamous pizza challenge A pulls on J. Let’s just say pizza + boobs = unexpectedly hilarious. Which leads to the very serious question no one asked but everyone needs answered:

    Should they start a Boobs & Beer page? 🍕🍺😏

    Press play. You’ve been warned.

    We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

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    35 mins
  • #92 Pull the Rope, Drop the Beer 🍻
    Jan 18 2026

    This episode, A. & J. crack open Clown Shoes “Rainbows Are Real” Hazy IPA and dive into one of their favorite topics ever: Belize. They’re answering all the questions you’ve been getting about their travels—from cruising around on the island of Ambergris Caye on golf carts (because that’s just how you do it) to hanging out at overwater bars where you float in the sea and pull a rope so they’ll lower buckets of beer straight to you. Yes, that’s real life. Yes, it’s perfect.

    Somewhere between the beer and the memories, the conversation takes a sharp—and hilarious—turn into AI. Slightly obsessed with creating AI photos of J. (including the one used to promote this very episode on Instagram), and J. may or may not have been mildly traumatized by how realistic—and ridiculous—they are.

    Also discussed is whether flashing someone on a podcast is technically a distraction or just part of the brand.

    Grab a drink and come hang out—this one’s fun, unfiltered, and very on brand. 🍻

    We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

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    33 mins
  • #91 New Year’s Eve with Beer & Bikini🍻
    Dec 31 2025

    Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂
    What An F-in Year!

    A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little moments in between. From unforgettable trips and tiny bikinis to cold beers and great breweries... reliving all 365 days—laughs, lessons, and a little bit of trouble included. 😉

    Grab a drink and come relive it with us. 🍻✨

    We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

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    33 mins
  • #90 Drunk on Holiday Cheer & 120 Minute IPA
    Dec 23 2025

    Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" 📖✨ — the real, unfiltered story of their first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico 🇲🇽 where clothing is optional 👙🚫 and curiosity is strongly encouraged 😏

    If you’ve ever wondered what really happens on a first visit… yeah, they’re talking about that 👀.

    👉📚 Grab your copy: www.MyDesireDiaries.com

    Things escalate quickly when they crack open a Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA, and J immediately starts drooling over it like it’s her first love. She swears it’s just as magical as the very first time… possibly more so.

    🍺 Meanwhile, that sky-high ABV sneaks up on A, who gets a little goofy 🤪, a little bold 😎, and just curious enough 🤔 to ask the real holiday question no one else is brave enough to say out loud: 🎄❓ What the hell happened to mistletoe?

    J, never missing a beat, announces she can absolutely make something that looks like mistletoe 🌿—and she knows exactly where it should be hung 😈
    (Hint: it’s not the doorway.) 😉

    Expect laughs, festive chaos, strong beer decisions, and Christmas cheer with a very adult twist. Pour something stiff, loosen up, and enjoy this boozy, flirty, totally inappropriate holiday episode 🎄🍻😈


    www.MyDesireDiaries.com , Desire Riviera Maya, Desire Pearl, Desire Resorts

    We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

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    31 mins
  • #89 Adults-Only Drunken Waterslides in Mexico
    Dec 19 2025

    Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night?
    Yep—less than some not-so-great hotels here in the U.S. 😏

    In this episode, we spill all the tea (and maybe a few cocktails) from our stay at RIU Latino Costa Mujeres, Mexico. Think multiple bikini changes, tipsy laps down the water slides, and the infamous RIU Pink Pool Party—because subtlety was never the goal. 😂

    Add in some Tupps Brewery Ugly Sweater Ale, holiday heat, and a whole lot of Mexico-inspired banter, and things get warm real fast. Grab a drink, hit play, and come hang with us while we relive one of the most fun, affordable adults-only trips we’ve taken.

    And if this episode has you curious for more… J. has officially released her book Desire Diaries — the true story of their very first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico, where clothing is optional and curiosity is mandatory. 😈🌴
    Grab your copy at MyDesireDiaries.com on Amazon (Kindle + paperback). And yes… she wrote it under the pen name Morgan Lind — because great stories deserve privacy 😉.

    Desire Riviera Maya, Desire Pearl


    We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

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    26 mins
  • #88 - San Antonio: Tequila, Karaoke & Nips 🎉
    Dec 11 2025

    This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere between karaoke, dueling pianos, and “just one more” round of tequila shots.

    J. swears she lost count of how many bars they hit (Irish pubs, British pubs, 80s/90s throwback bars… honestly, if it had a door and booze, they went in). nd let’s not forget the chaos at Coyote Ugly—yep, it’s exactly like the movie… loud & wild! J. had too much fun, she needs a nap today, A. says he needs a BJ 🤣

    And then there’s the beer of the day—Belching Beaver Deftones Imperial Phantom Bride—SO good that J claimed it made her nipply. Repeatedly. Possibly on-air. (You’re welcome.)

    If you love chaotic energy, tequila decisions, accidental flashing hazards, international pubs, and a girl who cannot behave when drinking… this episode is yours.

    🎧 Listen in and laugh your ass off—no judgment if your nips get involved too.

    We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

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    36 mins
  • Our Wild Time at the RIU Pool Party 🎉🌴
    Dec 3 2025

    Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen if you’re prudish. 😂)

    We’re sipping on Saint Arnold’s Hazy Imperial IPA 🍺—Texas’s oldest craft brewery, repping Houston since 1994—while diving into our time at the famous RIU Pool Party at RIU Caribe in Cancun. 🎉🔥

    It’s a full 3-hour party from 1–4 PM, and J. absolutely shook her thang—hips don’t lie, just like the Shakira song. 💃🔥 Foam, drinks, pink theme, wild crowd… pure chaos in the best way.

    Want to know how to get into the craziest pool party in Cancun? 🎧 Listen to find out!

    We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

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    28 mins
  • Her Desires for Thanksgiving 🦃
    Nov 26 2025

    It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family chaos.

    But the BEST part? J’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition: whiskey. 🥃 Lots of whiskey.

    We’re sharing our favorite Thanksgiving trips, the memories that still make us laugh (or cringe), and of course… J’s new book! Her spicy, hilarious, “OMG did that just happen?!” travel memoir:

    DESIRE DIARIES, click to buy on Amazon—Kindle + paperback, written under pen name Morgan Lind.

    It’s the true story of their first trip to Desire Pearl… and if you’re prudish, seriously, do NOT read it. 😂

    So grab a drink, breathe through the family madness, and join us for a Thanksgiving episode full of chaos, comedy, and cheers.

    Happy Thanksgiving—and good luck surviving your relatives! 🥂🦃

    We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

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    33 mins