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Augusta Hooters, One-Handed Wins & the Internet Invitational Slope Debate

Augusta Hooters, One-Handed Wins & the Internet Invitational Slope Debate

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This week’s episode might be the most internet-golf thing we’ve ever done.

We open with real heartbreak: the Augusta Hooters has been bulldozed. For years it was the unofficial home of John Daly during Masters Week — the bus in the parking lot, the merch, the lines out the door, the chaos. We share stories from inside that Hooters, talk about grabbing a brick for history, and sadly accept that it’s probably going to turn into a bank-mattress-sandwich combo plaza.

Naturally, that spirals into:

  • Jersey Mike’s vs Jimmy John’s vs Subway vs Quiznos

  • Old-school McDonald’s birthday parties & underground PlayPlaces

  • Hooters orders, buffalo shrimp, fried pickles & sampler platters

Then we head back inside the ropes:

  • Adam Schenk winning a PGA Tour event while putting one-handed

  • How wind, confidence, and scramble-guy green reading all mess with us

And finally, we break down the internet’s favorite drama:

  • The Internet Invitational at Payne’s Valley

  • Dave Portnoy’s “no slope” rule vs Malosi’s rangefinder

  • Paige’s “stomp gate” in the rough and how it looked on camera

  • The awkward body language, Ryan Whitney’s reaction, and Good Good chiming in

  • B’s emotional win and the gut-punch of losing his dad soon after

  • Why Internet Invitational 2 is going to be even bigger… and why Caitlin Clark getting the first invite is perfect

Hit play, buckle up, and then tell us:

👉 Is using slope in a $1.77M internet event actually cheating… or just the reality of internet golf?

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