Episodes

  • Not in My World
    Nov 24 2025

    The girls discuss things they are vehemently rejecting, such as haunted houses, not having sex for 30 days, rent increases and the return of ED culture.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • BORG Darty
    Nov 15 2025

    The girls have another guest! They're chattin' with Brent Flyberg about Mamdani's win and the irrelevancy of Lily Allen and David Harbour's drama, all while playing a game of Pushups: The Podcast.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Close Enough, Welcome Back 2008
    Nov 1 2025

    The girls play catch up and hit a variety of topics, all of which could also have been discussed in 2008 - Taylor Swift, being rich, private prisons, hookah bars, live music, VSFS, AIPAC, DWTS, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Stump's Roommate
    Oct 3 2025

    Pod friend Pat Lynch is here! He's ready to fact check The Girls on their previous episodes, learn about Italian Teamsters (with Hannah), question the severity of Bella Hadid's Lyme disease (with Maddy), and break some tough news about Foxing (to everyone).

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Matt Gaetz's Roommate
    Sep 13 2025

    The girls have their first guest! Male comedian Adam Sloves stops by the garage to play a lively game of Vice Article or Mr. Beast Video, discuss the difference between Laura Loomer and Lauren Boebert, and learn about Millie Bobby Brown Bongiovi's baby.

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • What Would Happen If You Just... Got The Epstein Files?
    Aug 30 2025

    It's hot, the girls are powering through, and this time Hannah is asking the pop culture questions while Maddy is asking why nobody is a rogue political activist anymore.

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    54 mins
  • FMK: Our Vices
    Aug 22 2025

    The girls discuss which two of their vices mean the most to them, Maddy questions a new celeb relationship (PR!), and Hannah explains that politicians are fleeing so maybe it doesn't really matter if Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson are actually in love.

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    56 mins
  • Live from The Garage
    Jul 28 2025

    The girls reunite for their first episode in the new podcast studio (garage)! Maddy reveals the only news she saw while traveling (affair at a Coldplay concert), and Hannah explains the potential ban on fast fashion hauls (does ZARA count?).

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    1 hr and 2 mins