• Child's Play
    Dec 17 2025
    When Gary’s son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, Child’s Play.

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    Jo & Morgan
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    21 mins
  • In Da Club
    Dec 10 2025
    When 50 Cent’s 2003 album drops in the middle of a Canadian winter, nothing can stop 13-year-old Jessie from getting her hands on it. Not even the Halifax Police.

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    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

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    Jo & Morgan
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    22 mins
  • Into The Wild
    Dec 3 2025
    When Sarah tries to rescue her third stray animal of the month, she doesn’t expect to put her life on the line. Or learn about the danger, after the fact, over vegetable lo mein.


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    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

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    Jo & Morgan
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    18 mins
  • An Eggs-ellent Ending
    Nov 19 2025
    Anxiety Addict's BS is more than excited to share another Megan Chacalos Story (You may know her as the Olive Oil Girl.)

    A true story about Megan's YiaYia after immigrating to West Virginia from Greece, this story will have you laughing and also happy you can't smell it...

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    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

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    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    21 mins
  • RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want
    Aug 28 2025
    This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned.

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    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

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    Jo & Morgan
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    20 mins
  • RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct
    Aug 13 2025
    Ok, here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation.

    A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the above!!

    Whatever is nagging at your brain today, here's a story of someone who re-defined humiliated in a single Sunday afternoon.

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    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

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    Jo & Morgan
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    17 mins
  • RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts
    Aug 10 2025
    What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate?

    And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------

    Ok, this is one of our absolute favorites. Please, please enjoy this absolutely fabulous and true story laying down Murphy's Law... What can go wrong... will.

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    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    20 mins
  • RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone
    Aug 6 2025
    You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog?

    This is a story about exactly that.

    And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO.

    Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so many insane nights, (wink, wink) it started in an art gallery with room-temp Chardonnay.

    Tune in and tune out to this wonderfully true story with, we promise, a totally happy ending.

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

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    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    25 mins