Episodes

  • RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want

    RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want
    Aug 28 2025
    This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned.

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

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    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

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    Jo & Morgan
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    20 mins
  • RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct

    RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct
    Aug 13 2025
    Ok, here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation.

    A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the above!!

    Whatever is nagging at your brain today, here's a story of someone who re-defined humiliated in a single Sunday afternoon.

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    17 mins
  • RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts

    RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts
    Aug 10 2025
    What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate?

    And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------

    Ok, this is one of our absolute favorites. Please, please enjoy this absolutely fabulous and true story laying down Murphy's Law... What can go wrong... will.

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    20 mins
  • RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone

    RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone
    Aug 6 2025
    You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog?

    This is a story about exactly that.

    And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO.

    Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so many insane nights, (wink, wink) it started in an art gallery with room-temp Chardonnay.

    Tune in and tune out to this wonderfully true story with, we promise, a totally happy ending.

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    25 mins
  • RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love

    RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love
    Jul 30 2025
    Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.)

    This is going to make you feel better. Because, the chances are very, VERY slim that you would do this. You won't. And that should help.

    And, please, if you don't mind- reviews are our love language! So just click on those five stars and that can be your good deed for the day.

    xx

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    21 mins
  • RAD RERUN!!! Kitchen Confidential

    RAD RERUN!!! Kitchen Confidential
    Jul 23 2025
    When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits.

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

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    When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.

    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    19 mins
  • Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?

    Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?
    Jul 20 2025
    How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious.

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    16 mins
  • The Dummy (Or Not)

    The Dummy (Or Not)
    Jul 16 2025
    When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween!

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com

    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

    Jo & Morgan
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    18 mins