• Am I Smarter Than A 5th Grader? No, I am not.

  • Jan 11 2023
  • Length: 26 mins
  • Podcast
Am I Smarter Than A 5th Grader? No, I am not. cover art

Am I Smarter Than A 5th Grader? No, I am not.

  • Summary

  • On this episode Kristen dives into the trouble she has helping her son with basic 5th grade Math. She has to Youtube how to do long division and still doesn't understand it, but she can remember all 50 states in alphabetical order. (Make it make sense) As her son is getting ready to start Junior High next year she recounts what an absolute dream it was to go to Junior High dances and catch a whiff of that fresh Adidas cologne on your crush while flashing those shiny braces at him. She talks about a recurring dream she has which sounds more like a nightmare, and she comes to the conclusion she is indeed, not smarter than a 5th grader. 

    *I apologize for the brief poriton where my dog is barking. I stop the episode for a second to wait for her to finish and I pick back up

    Please don't forget to leave a rating and review. Follow my instagram @creating.kristen to message me about what your feeling anxious about this week, good or bad. 

    Show More Show Less

What listeners say about Am I Smarter Than A 5th Grader? No, I am not.

Average Customer Ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

In the spirit of reconciliation, Audible acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today.