Episodes

  • Episode 44: The Lads Go to Hollywood
    Apr 6 2024

    This week on Almost Never, the lads are discussing: Formula 1, Dune 2, Tyson v Paul, is Bitcoin back, Jack Harlow fest, NBA Finals, and so much more.

    0:01:30 Weekly Recap
    0:05:00 Privilege of Optical Care
    0:15:30 Dating in LA
    0:22:40 Walk Like a Primate
    0:30:16 Your Favorite Devil
    0:34:00 Chuckleheads Talk Movie
    0:47:00 Tyson v Paul FIGHT NIGHT!
    0:53:30 If My Horse Had a Name
    0:57:15 Formula 1 Update
    1:04:30 Paintball Team Building
    1:12:10 The Vince Staples Show
    1:16:25 The Willy Wonka Experience
    1:21:05 Bitcoin Hit New ATH
    1:30:10 NBA Finals Predictions
    1:41:48 Funny Marco & John Cena
    1:45:00 ADD Bros Talk Movies
    2:05:00 Jack Harlow Fest and Rolling Loud
    2:13:10 Mother God & Father God
    2:16:45 Ben Aflack & Batman
    2:29:30 UMG Cutting Budget
    2:31:15 Bros Talk Movie Things

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    3 hrs and 18 mins
  • Episode 43: AI War, Consensual Non-Monogamy, and Trump at Sneakercon
    Apr 6 2024

    This week, on Almost Never...

    The lads are talking AI and the future of war, consensual non-monogamy, and the pointless NBA all-star game. Also, Buzzfeed sells Complex for pocket change and Trump puts out doo doo shoes at sneakercon. All this and more, on this week's episode!

    02:10 Say my name, how does that make you feel?
    06:05 When is it okay to wear two different shoe brands
    17:25 ChristianMingle.com
    29:45 The NBA All-Star Game is washed
    36:00 RIP Knott's Berry Farm Jam
    38:53 Idiots guide to Ai in war
    1:03:55 Consensual Non-monogomay
    1:31:18 Trump @ sneakercon and some super boo boo shoes

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Episode 42: Salute Your Shorts
    Feb 25 2024

    00:00 Intro
    01:15 Trailmixer
    04:20 Superbowl Recap
    18:30 Tease if You Please LA
    27:05 Beyonce taking us to the Country
    29:35 Trey's Family Dynamics v. Logic
    51:30 Good Samaritans and the Chiefs Parade Shooting
    1:19:05 Is technology driven by war?
    1:26:04 Peace, War, and Sports
    1:40:30 What is the last defining artist in the past 10 years?
    1:54:00 How do you define your success and achievement?
    2:20:30 Parting feelings


    It's that midweek bump you've been waiting for, and no, we're not talking about that fresh Switzerland powder. It's new episode time with your favorite shades of colors: Almost Never!

    This week, Kai Cenat gets a nike deal, but still isn't tall enough to ride. Queen Bey drops some country heat, Yea-haw! Taylor Swift's boyfriend's foosball team wins the Super (yawn) Bowl. The lads turn up the heat with a wild conversation that starts with a debate over technology being drive by war, evolves into defining peace, and ends with comparing war to sports. Finally, we wrap it up with a lovely discussion about success and achievements and what each looks like in our lives.

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    2 hrs and 28 mins
  • Episode 41: Kanye is my Valentine
    Feb 25 2024

    We're back with another one, and just in time for the international day of love. This week, we got Kanye's parenting plan feat: Ty Dolla, North West, and their new album Vultures. The first 6 songs are rough, but what about the rest? We also got Killer Mike winning best rap album, Kai Cenat asking, "who is Killer Mike", and Joe Budden v. the Gen z streamers. All this and more on this weeks episode of Almost Never!

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    2 hrs and 31 mins
  • Episode 40: Worth the wait
    Feb 25 2024

    We had a system failure, but we're back. We got yogurt, tech addiction, and a smartphone detox this week. We sound like a bunch of old heads talking about the rise of micro-dosing, then we discuss the commodifying of psychedelics and what led us to our "spiritual paths". After that, it's Roe Jogen's new spotify deal, cybertruck cuck, Meg v. Nikki, and a whole lot of eggs. All this and more on this week's episode!

    00:00 What happened to Rob Schneider
    03:55 Purposefully being homeless
    06:10 Saltburn doesn't hold the hype
    25:55 Tech-addicted, Siggis and a smartphone detox
    54:45 The rise in popularity of micro-dosing
    1:00:30 What brought you to your "spiritual path"?
    1:16:02 Joe Rogen, DMT, & the path of the spiritual bro
    1:22:35 Patriarchal society & misogyny 
    1:27:50 Cybertruck chuck
    1:42:45 Whats up with all these eggs?
    1:58:25 Meg v Nikki: the hotties v the barbies
    2:03:00 The wrap up

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    2 hrs and 12 mins
  • Episode 39: Stop Doing Bad Things
    Feb 17 2024

    Can't we all stop doing bad things? Survey says, NO. This week things get heated when Trey tries to back yet another old rich white man who did bad and now has to pay for the consequences of their actions. Does one bad thing make a person bad forever, no. But do reoccurring bad behaviors and harmful actions make a person bad, yes — yes they do. What do you think? Oh yah, we got NBA talk, the All-Star votes, and is Lebron still a top 5 player? Barbie gets snubbed at the Oscars, social media pranksters are problematic, and Nikki Haley wants to increase the retirement age to 70 — why are people trippin over this? All that and more, on this week's episode!

    00:00 Public transit sushi
    14:30 Is Lebron still a top 5 player?
    26:34 Super Bowl predictions
    30:00 Doing consistently bad things makes you bad
    56:10 Lil Boom doing creepy things in Walmart
    59:00 Are social media pranks problematic?
    1:18:27 What cartoons did you watch as a kid?
    1:31:17 Do the Oscars matter?
    1:47:45 What makes a good person?
    1:53:25 Nikki Haley wants to increase the retirement age to 70
    2:10:30 Jail talk
    2:13:00 Empathy, mirror neurons, and the effects of MMA

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    2 hrs and 27 mins
  • Episode 38: The Almost Never Life Aquatic
    Feb 17 2024

    We're back again with a whole lot of head-to-head battles. We talk about Kid Cudi's place in the scene. Who is bigger, Doja Cat or Lana Del Rey? Is Coachella played out and is the festival scene over? Then Josh and Trey have a proper K Pop v 90s US pop showdown. Then, the lads talk about what makes a washed artist, and what lets musicians last for decades? Then, Trey and Sean have a bout over top vinyl sales of 2023. Twitch lays off 500 employees, equaling 35% of their staff, The Brother's Sun gets 4 thumbs up, and the boys speak in tongues.


    00:00 Rainy Daze in LA
    03:40 What do you find at White BBQs?
    11:15 Sean got a new whip
    18:00 Tay had a birthday
    21:40 Is Kid Cudi overrated?
    33:40 Coachella Line-up drops
    45:30 K Pop v 90s US Pop
    59:40 What makes a washed out artist
    01:08:40 Top Vinyl sales of 2023
    01:16:45 Ron DeSantis wears heels and the 5'11 Conspiracy Theory
    01:20:30 Trey v Adam Sandler: Hoop Dreams
    01:26:00 What Makes a Good Journalist
    01:33:40 Twitch Layoffs and Tech Inflation
    01:43:40 Guardians of the Galaxy 3 & The Brother's Sun
    01:57:30 Possessions, Somatic Release, and Healing

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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • Episode 37: Truth Speaks Truth
    Feb 16 2024

    We dem lads, and we're back with the TRUTH... or at least some distorted myopic perspective of the truth. NONE THE LESS, we're bringing you cheers, tears, and beers this week! Sean gets a new car, Josh goes to the first non alcoholic bar in LA, and Trey watches Society in the Snow. Then the AN chums dive into cannibalism, fighting monkeys, and the projection of self judgment. Also, is dieting a luxury or a privilege, and are those the same thing? Plus, sharing sobriety on social media, virtue signaling, and alcoholism in America. Stanley mug Stans are going crazy out there catching them all like Pokemon. Turns out big paydays aren't enough to make pro footy players want to stay in Saudi Arabia. 21 savage drops an album and Mos Def calls Drake's music "shopping music". Finally, the lads discuss South Africa accusing Israel of genocide in Gaza, and what it means to be a proud American?

    00:00 New Cars, Non-Alcoholic Bars, and Erewhon
    17:00 Society in the Snow - Uruguayan Rugby Team Stranded in the Andes
    20:00 Cannibalism in Jamestown
    22:00 Can you take on a monkey?
    30:00 How you judge people is how you judge yourself
    34:30 Is a diet a luxury or a privilege?
    43:05 Socially sharing sobriety & Alcoholism in America
    54:00 Stanley cup stans; cop the drop!
    1:08:10 Marijuana related psychosis in teens seeing drastic increase
    1:19:40 Turns out players don't want to play in the Saudi Arabian Pro League
    1:28:50 21 Savage, hip-hop, and the copy/paste world
    1:41:10 South Africa accuses Israel of genocide in Gaza
    1:46:40 Are you proud to be an American?

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    2 hrs and 4 mins