Episodes

  • On the Lack of Innovation in the Cereal Aisle
    Jun 22 2023
    Alix and Tori discuss the lack of innovation from modern cereal makers. This is not a food podcast.
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    22 mins
  • In Which Much Foul Language is Engaged in
    Jun 20 2023

    In this episode, Alix and Tori discuss swearing and the lack of severity of certain words. (Content Warning: Minor Swearing)

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    10 mins
  • On Hot Dog Dreams and Horticulture
    Jun 15 2023
    In this episode, Alix and Tori discuss their gardening, and Tori relates a strange dream about shopping. This is not a gardening podcast.
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    11 mins
  • On the Imperceptibility of Trash Cans and Strange Chords
    Jun 13 2023
    In this episode, Alix and Tori share stories of customer interactions from their days in retail. This is not a story time blog.
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    13 mins
  • On Racism and Etymology
    Jun 8 2023
    We discuss the racist nature of our podcast title and the meaning of words in general. This is not a racist podcast. (We hope?)
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    12 mins
  • On the Criminality of Food and Fishing for Rage
    Jun 6 2023

    We discuss the infuriating aspects of a certain class of cooking video. This is not a culinary podcast.

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    14 mins
  • In Which Tori Declares War on a Bee
    Jun 1 2023

    Tori rants for possibly too long on a local garden menace. This is not an entomological podcast.

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    9 mins
  • On the Fleetingness of the Phantasmagorical Hero's journey
    May 30 2023
    In this episode we discuss the epic dramas our sleeping brains create and why we barely remember them once awake. This is still not a dream podcast.
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    20 mins