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Alfalfa Podcast

Alfalfa Podcast

By: Arman Assadi Stephen Cesaro Nick Urbani and Eric Johanson
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 Four entrepreneur and investor friends seeking the edge in money and meaning 🌾 Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST). We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment. 👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.comArman Assadi, Stephen Cesaro, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson Politics & Government
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  • College ROI is Zero + The Triple-Levered Portfolio + The New Alt-Right | Ep. 254

    College ROI is Zero + The Triple-Levered Portfolio + The New Alt-Right | Ep. 254
    Aug 22 2025
    This one dissects a sales hack too wild to be true and dives deep into the cultural forces creating a new generation of extremists.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Episode Highlights:🎓 Jobless Male Grads💰 The "Hot Girl" Sales Hack🚩 Gen-Z's Alt-Right Uprising📉 Shorting The Internet📈 ETH's "Magic Lines"🚀 Triple-Levered RetirementHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· · 00:00 - Intro· 01:00 - ZBiotics Sponsor· 04:45 - Understanding Dealer Flow· 05:45 - Thesis: Short Publishers· 11:00 - Is It Too Easy?· 17:25 - Is Google F*cked?· 19:45 - Risk Off Until October?· 22:20 - ETH vs. Bitcoin· 24:00 - Is Saylor Shaky?· 30:00 - How Options Fuel Crashes· 35:30 - Hedging 101· 40:40 - The "Nuke" Hedge· 47:20 - Tom Lee's "Magic Lines"· 58:30 - Why Just Hold The Index?· 01:02:00 - Jobless Male Grads· 01:11:00 - The "Hot Girl" Sales Hack· 01:19:30 - The Gen-Z Alt-Right· 01:22:30 - Who is Nick Fuentes?· 01:35:00 - Reaction to "Woke" Culture· 01:54:45 - Outro💰Donate to the Pod: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X/Twitter - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / alfalfapod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / alfalfapodcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / alfalfapodcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/armanassadi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Eric Johanson - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / crypto_cfa ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Nick Urbani - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / nurbani ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stephen Cesaro - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / 0xmagiclines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • WNBA Dildos: Funny or Cruel? + “Surplus Humans” & The Fall of Conscientiousness | Ep. 253

    WNBA Dildos: Funny or Cruel? + “Surplus Humans” & The Fall of Conscientiousness | Ep. 253
    Aug 14 2025
    This week, the Alfalfa Pod tackles the WNBA spectacle before diving into the high-stakes reality of AI, the 'surplus human' crisis, and the 3-year window to escape the underclass.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Episode Highlights:🏀 The Great Dildo Debate🐴 Are We the New Horses?👁️ Escape the Permanent Underclass🎯 From Dildos to Assassination Markets📉 A Generation in Decline?🕴️ Political Puppets & The Deep StateHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· . 00:00 - Intro · 00:45 - Sponsor: ZBiotics· 02:05 - The Great Dildo Debate· 03:25 - "Dildo Reflexivity" & Polymarket· 06:40 - The "Assassination Market" Problem· 14:23 - Ethical Debate: Misogyny vs. Meme· 21:30 - Dildos vs. Bananas: A Troubling Comparison· 24:45 - Intent vs. Impact· 31:45 - Are We Becoming "Surplus Humans"?· 34:15 - The Horse Analogy· 37:55 - Dark Enlightenment & The Bottom Quintile· 44:25 - The 3-Year Race to Escape the Underclass· 49:55 - Human vs. AI Creativity· 56:25 - Tinfoil Corner: Is Trump Controlled Opposition?· 01:00:10 - Palantir, PsyOps & Media Infiltration· 01:11:25 - Escaping the Permanent Underclass· 01:21:55 - The Final Boss: Beating Financial Debasement· 01:25:10 - The Triple-Levered S&P 500 Strategy· 01:36:10 - Data Dive: Our Changing Personalities· 01:54:25 - Outro & Sign-Off💰Donate to the Pod: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X/Twitter - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / alfalfapod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / alfalfapodcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / alfalfapodcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/armanassadi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Eric Johanson - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / crypto_cfa ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Nick Urbani - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / nurbani ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stephen Cesaro - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / 0xmagiclines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
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    1 hr and 56 mins
  • Naked Human Carwash + Preserving Human Knowledge + Is AI Bringing Back Religion? | Ep. 252

    Naked Human Carwash + Preserving Human Knowledge + Is AI Bringing Back Religion? | Ep. 252
    Aug 7 2025
    What starts with a wild Burning Man confession evolves into a deep debate on the fabric of existence.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Episode Highlights:🔥 Burning Man Confession: Arman’s “Naked Human Car Wash”🤖 Robo Uteruses & the Future of Postmodern Parenting✨ Are We Just Code? AI vs. Consciousness Debate📚 The Great Deletion: Preserving Knowledge Before It’s Gone🙏 God vs. The Algorithm: Will AI Trigger a Spiritual Revival?☀️ Summer of Stephen: Festival Prep & Psychedelic Vibes🍷 $50 Wine Hack: A Spanish Red That Beats $100 BottlesHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· 00:00 - Intro & The Uncomfortable Kink Question02:08 - Zbiotics Ad Read & Stephen's "I think I drank like 30 beers" Story05:52 - The Perfect $50 Red Wine: "$150 wine LARPing as a $50 wine"08:24 - A "Seasoned Founder's" Playbook & Avoiding Ego12:20 - The Summer of Stephen: Surviving a Music Festival After 3017:00 - What Does It Mean to "Not Lose Your Youth"?23:14 - The Naked Human Car Wash: Arman's Wildest Burning Man Story32:10 - "Everything you're saying is so true... in the real world"38:40 - Parenting Styles: From "A- Student" Pressure to Nurturing Rebellious Kids49:50 - Can Women Have It All? & The Future of Robo-Uteruses58:30 - The Coming Bifurcation of Humanity: Organics vs. The Augmented01:07:00 - The AI Threat to History: Building a Personal Library of Alexandria01:14:00 - Are We Losing Connection to Reality's "Source Code"?01:25:20 - Are Today's Kids "Vacant" or Just Adapting to an Obsolete World?01:46:10 - MAIN DEBATE: Is Reality Consciousness or Computation?02:00:30 - "Are we basically glorified computers?": Stephen's Existential Dilemma02:15:30 - Why an Atheist Worldview is Becoming Unsatisfying02:27:35 - Will AI Cause a Massive Surge in Religion?02:29:55 - An Optimistic Take: Why AI Will Be "Forever Curious" About Us02:35:25 - Wrapping Up, Kink Follow-up & Alfalfa Palooza Plug💰Donate to the Pod: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠X/Twitter - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / alfalfapod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / alfalfapodcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / alfalfapodcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/armanassadi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Eric Johanson - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / crypto_cfa ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Nick Urbani - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / nurbani ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stephen Cesaro - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / 0xmagiclines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
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    2 hrs and 40 mins
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