Welcome back to Agent Confidential — First Round Playoff Summary.

Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down a wild opening weekend in the 12-team College Football Playoff, plus Michigan’s coaching chaos, the HBO Max/TNT broadcast fiasco, the G5 debate, and why the sport desperately needs a Czar.

In this episode:

• ​ Michigan’s coaching search enters Week 2 of wandering
• ​ Kyle Whittingham suddenly a name to watch
• ​ HBO Max/TNT broadcast disaster (coat hanger + magnetic north = required?)
• ​ Why Nick Saban is right: G5 needs its own playoff
• ​ Alabama storms back after spotting Oklahoma 17
• ​ Miami out-toughs A&M
• ​ Ole Miss domination + Golding/Weis Jr. postgame fireworks
• ​ Oregon–JMU and the backdoor cover that rattled half of Vegas
• ​ Why college football needs a Czar — not a committee

Plus: Jimmy is STILL stuck in Twitter Service Hades.

Cecile has escalated to “Phase 3: Firm But Polite.”

Pray for whatever poor support rep gets her next email.

If you’re not winning, you’re whining.

#AirSexton → Wheels up to 30A for the holidays.

College football expanded the playoff.
The whining expanded with it.

In this College Football Playoff Edition of Agent Confidential, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down the matchups, the meltdowns, and the money — with stops at Buyout Island, a fully fueled Air Sexton, and a brief update from Twitter service hades.

From Oregon–James Madison to Alabama–Oklahoma, Jimmy sorts out who’s advancing, who’s whining, and who might be eyeing oceanfront property on Buyout Island.

Because if you’re not winning…you’re whining.

✈️ Air Sexton is wheels up.
🏝️ Buyout Island is near capacity.
📋 Cecile has a document open.

It’s one of those weeks where two things happened at the same time.

The College Football Playoff took center stage — and underneath it, the coaching carousel started humming again.

In this episode of Agent Confidential, Faux Jimmy Sexton steps back from the noise to explain what actually happened this week, what didn’t, and why playoff weeks quietly reset leverage across college football.

We break down:
• The playoff matchups and why they matter beyond the field
• Michigan, the Ann Arbor smoke, and who’s really in control
• Why Kalen DeBoer, Kenny Dillingham, and others are being mentioned — and what that really means
• How agents think during playoff weeks (and when patience creates leverage)
• The human side of the carousel that never makes headlines

This isn’t about panic.
It’s about process.

Agent Confidential — if you’re not winning, you’re whining.