Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. I just want to say that the mall is where men’s hairstyles go to die. Over a decade ago I made the mistake of getting a haircut at the mall and I've suffered the trauma ever since. Only now do I feel comfortable telling my story. My hope is that others can learn from my experience and avoid the tragedy that befell me. Enjoy!

In this podcast I present letters of recommendation from an ROTC Seargeant, Bill Gates, and the big fuzzball himself, Chewbacca. With corresponding voices, of course.

Yes, somewhere in the great slush pile ether, these letters accompanied very fictional resumes and cover letters I wrote to apply for very real jobs. Taxidermist. Pallbearer. CIA Agent. This was one outlet I used to stem off boredom. Now I just do a podcast.

ROTC Seargeant: 3:23

Bill Gates: 6:00

Chewbacca: 8:20

If you’ve listened before you know I like to do an occasional episode I call a garbage plate, where I throw together all the ideas that couldn’t fill out a whole episode on their own. This is garbage plate #3 where I discuss things like sneezes, Batman, Val Kilmer, Val Kilmer as Batman, motorboating (the naughty kind), Yo Mama, and my personal Maple Taffy Conspiracy. Enjoy!