We’re diving right into the Big V. Hide the women and children cause the guys are going Viking. As usual, they beat around the bush before getting down to business, but what fun is pillage and plunder without a little foreplay? It’s all fun and games until Matt spoils the mood with his book learning.

Standards: What’s In the Glass? Is that a Boot? Local Color - On the Road Edition (Crate your kids, dirt roads on the rise, Hometown USA for sale by owners)

Tangents: Mead Mind Eraser. Milk Punch! Where Does Chile Get Those Wonderful Toys? What Are We Gonna Do With All These Kids? Voter Disenfranchisement Dragnet. Snow Storm Death Wish. All Hail the House of Mouse. Paint it Again or Die. This Much a Fascist. Switch to The Witcher. Why Does Eugenics Keep Coming Up? Don’t You Be My Neighbor. Are We Nerds? We’re Ramblers, We’re Gamblers, Leave Us Alone. Habla Español. Leather Daddy. Burn Your Own House Down. Ever Been to BJ’s? Shop till You Drop.

Main: How Long Has the Big V Been Hot? Name That Viking. That’s Mr. Viking to You. Black Forest Flight. Bogged Down. Don’t Rune This For Me. We’re Down With BBT. Charlie's War. Irish Spring. Viking Death Drive. Live and Let Die. Drinking Mead at the Foot of Mount Vesuvius. What the Hell Was Hella Up To? The Tank Tolman Variety Hour. Manly Men of the 21st Century. Nerd Bullies Ain’t No Little Bitches. Getting Married and Settling Down. Viking is a Business and Business is Good. Pick Hammers Up and Put Them Down.

The Guys take the Long Way to a Star Far, Far Away that’s Hopefully Habitable in a Generation Ship of their Own Making. Where Will We Go, How Long Will It Take, and How Will We Waste Our Time on the Way? Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll or Science and Innovation? Who Gets to Go and Whose Driving This Thing Anyway? Someone or Something With a Lead Foot Because We Get to the Point in a Trim 30 Minutes.

Standards: What’s In the Glass? Local Color - Drugs and Dead Baby Edition (Overdose Free Days, Billboards and Bong Hits). Am I the Asshole (AITA) - You’d Let Me Be Homeless?

Tangents: We Were Roomates? What Do We the People Demand? The School of Pure Thought. Dire Wolves and Dino Chickens. Who the Hell is Edward James Olmos? We Still Don’t Understand Fractions. Uncovering the 12th Amendment Conspiracy. Happy Ending Haptics. Can We Still Kill Stuff Safely In Space? Name Dropping Dead Philosophers. GMOs, Oh No? Stop Assimilating Your Food.

Main: Where the Hell Are We Going? Pump the Brakes Stupid Monkeys; We Shouldn’t Be Going Anywhere. Science Fiction or Science Fact? Intergalactic Explorers or Cosmic Refugees? Fuel Economy Standards. It’s Gonna Take How Long? Funeral and Family Planning and Avoiding the Pakled Pitfall. Get Born and Get a Job or Get Spaced. Going Underground. AI Takes the Wheel. The Ebb and Flow of History as Told by They That Survive. How Will We Get High? Getting Laid or Getting Milked, What’s the Difference to AI? AI’s Red Line Protocols (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?). We’re Not Making It. Rebirth, Reboot or Immortality? This Bunker Brought to You By. We’re Stuck Here, Call it a Win Anyway.

Another string of warp speed digressions away from a central topic: Sequels, Prequels and Reboots. And it only takes the guys 35 mins to get there!

Standards: The Boys Blow the Cold Opening, What’s in the Glass, Local Color - Blood Red Edition (Affordable Housing Development, Big Orange Road Rage, Fun With Chainsaws)

Tangents: Words Hurt - Offensive Language Fails to Offend, Proper Pronunciation, Mount Olive’s Annual Ditch Pickle, Elmo Engages in the World's Oldest Profession, Getting God on the Line, They Turned Me Into a Newt Gingrich, Fish Fucker, Inevitably Nick Cage, Updating a 30 Year Old Resume, Everybody Just Wants to Fuck Everything, RFK Drops a Deuce, Building the Bridge

Main Topic: Trek, Tolkien, King, The Muppets (Babies and Otherwise), and More Take Shots. MCU in the ICU? GOT Out Over Its Skis? Multiverse = Moneyverse? What Does CW Even Stand For? THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD? What Property Would You Milk?