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A Lifetime of Hallmark

A Lifetime of Hallmark

By: Les Kurkendaal-Barrett
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Three guys who discuss movies on Lifetime and The Hallmark Channel and try to make sense of them all. Also, Blac Chyna news. And pop culture.Copyright 2018 All rights reserved. Art
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  • I’ll Be Seeing You on Soul Train on Shrooms to Get Your Tea Patent from Tyler Hynes and Christine Ebersol
    Apr 30 2026

    Les, Kurt, and Jason didn’t forget about you because they took their fish oil pills, and they’re here to talk about Hallmark’s I’ll be Seeing You! But first, Les talks about his epic birthday bash featuring celebrity appearances! Plus, Kurt recaps the Michael movie and Jason and Les are disappointed about the lack of Rebbie, Janet, and Randy (plus can we get a little justice for Tito?). And, Kurt has some Blac Chyna news you may have heard in an earlier episode. Then it’s time to open up your tree poppers to take in I’ll Be Seeing You starring Hallmark staple Tyler Hynes (can he get it? Vote on Threads @lifetimeofhallmarkpodcast) and two-time Tony award winner Christine Ebersol. This movie features a lot a lot of people getting into strangers’ vans, but it’s all part of the high-pressure super cutthroat world of patent law.

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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • I Have to Kill My Neighbor Because I am Zen with Stabbing and She is a Real Willy Loosener
    Apr 21 2026

    Les, Kurt, and Jason are back and ready to unpack a genuinely intentionally funny movie about Caustic Witches (that aren’t Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman), but first they have a Juicy Blac Chyna Report. Turns out, Tokyo Toni was paid a visit by the FBI, and demands they “Gimme a backstory, dumbass.” Fair. Then Les delivers a June Squibb report to alert Kurt and Jason that he has seen the movie “Eleanor the Great.” Then it’s time to break out the shovels for Lifetime’s I Have to Kill My Neighbor, a darkly comedic thriller the features what may be our first ever “working-up-the-gusto-to-murder-your-neighbor” montage, some great plot twists, and a climactic fight scene where the weapon of choice could haunt Jason if is ever investigated for a murder.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Two for Tee is Bad at Capitalism Until It’s Time for a Lacey Chabert QR Code To Appear on Screen
    Apr 7 2026

    Les, Kurt, and Jason are back after a few weeks away, and they need to clear the air about Les’ use of an AI-generated picture to defend his beloved And Just Like That (which Jason thinks would have been improved with AI writing). The convo veers into Byron Allen and Linwood Boomer territory (naturally) before the Blac Chyna report triggers the concept of inviting Twin Hector’s doula onto the podcast. Then it’s time for Two for Tee, a Hallmark movie that features a biracial lead, sentient pottery, maybe a low-key story about the plight of the unhoused. But rest assured there’re also deep dives into potential Adderall-induced hallucinations and flan cake.

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    1 hr and 35 mins
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