In this episode we unpack:

• Chaotic purchases we STILL defend (aka unserious budgeting at its finest)

• The little lies we tell ourselves to justify bad decisions… financial and emotional

• “I earned this” spending after breakups, periods, or any slight inconveniences

• Signs from the universe that we used as an excuse to swipe the card 😌

• Unserious budgeting habits we’ll never give up

• Non-financial Girl Math moments (the delusional logic that rivals toxic relationships & situationships)

• 🎯 Game: Justify This Purchase… a true girl math masterpiece.

💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever called bad decisions “self-care”, or justified a hoe phase purchase with the most unserious math imaginable.

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Timestamps:

0:59 – Chaotic Purchases: What’s your most unhinged purchase that you STILL defend?

6:06 – What’s a lie you told yourself to justify a bad decision…financial or emotional?

9:30 –What’s your version of “I deserved it” spending?

11:55 – Signs from the Universe: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever considered a sign to spend money?

14:31 – Fan Love ❤️🥰 (listener shoutouts)

17:58 – Unserious Budgeting: What’s your most unserious budgeting habit you’ll never give up?

21:17 – Non-Financial Girl Math: What’s your most delusional logic outside of money?

24:14 – 🎯 Game: Justify This Purchase (turning bad decisions into valid girl math)

This one’s for the self-aware baddies who can admit… yeah, I was the red flag at least once. We’re not blaming Mercury retrograde for our toxic relationships…. this time! Just owning the petty fights we started for fun, the situationships we stirred up, and the ex-boyfriend drama we may or may not have caused on purpose 😆

We’re talking dating disasters, cheating stories, and our official Red Flag Draft (yep, we literally drafted our worst traits like a fantasy football team). Plus, those “I healed 80% and said good enough” moments that never make it into relationship advice threads 🤷‍♀️

In this episode:

• The pettiest, most toxic things we’ve done… and owned

• Times we got called out and actually sat with it

• Starting arguments just to feel something

• Sending mixed signals on purpose

• The Red Flag Draft (drafting toxic traits, and yes, it’s as bad as it sounds lol) 🚩

If you’re here for messy stories, girl talk, and unfiltered conversations where we’re the villains in our own dating stories… press play.

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Timestamps:

2:46 – What’s the pettiest or most toxic thing you’ve done that you knew was wrong but did anyway?

12:53 – When did someone call you out and you actually had to sit with it?

20:03 – Have you ever started an argument just to feel something?

23:17 – Do you give off mixed signals? On purpose?

25:11 – Red Flag Draft 🚩

Maybe you weren’t “crazy”… you were just out here giving wifey energy to a man who couldn’t even commit to a dinner plan. This is our love letter (and roast) to the version of us that stayed loyal in messy situationships with no title, no clarity, and definitely no reciprocity.

We’re talking breakup recovery, pick me phases, and all the little “quirks” we let slide that were actually dealbreakers in disguise.

In this week’s girl talk episode, we spill about:

• Giving loyalty before there was even a label

• The “did I really do that?” pick me moments

• How we explained away trash behavior when we were triggered

• Confessions from the emotionally stable… during their toxic era

This one’s for you if you could’ve written a whole resume based on how hard you showed up for a man… who did the bare minimum 🥲

🔔 Follow for more misused devotion, emotionally unavailable men, and resumes we’re burning

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Timestamps:

3:10 – How long did you stay loyal before y’all even had a label?

7:14 – Have you ever felt embarrassed by the version of yourself that showed up for someone who didn’t deserve her?

10:01 – What was your most “pick me” moment? (Be brave.)

15:19 – What’s a behavior that used to be a dealbreaker but suddenly became “quirky” once you liked him?

20:03 – Game: “Okay, But I Was Triggered”