Season 2 is here, and we’re already in everybody’s business 😊 Andddddd we officially retired Hoe Bootcamp before it even left the couch, but fear not the messy energy is still alive! This week we break down the Kim vs Ray J lawsuit drama, Keith Urban’s shady lyric change during the Nicole Kidman divorce buzz, plus the wild D4VD murder-suspect rumor, Hello Kitty × Bratz doll beef, and the new “TAKE IT DOWN” Act on AI deepfakes & online consent. We’re starting this season off in everybody’s business…. who knows you might be next 🤣

In This Episode We Bring You:

• Why Hoe Bootcamp didn’t survive Season 2

• Kim & Kris suing Ray J over defamation claims

• Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban’s divorce rumors and Keith’s lyric controversy

• Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj vs JT drama spillover 🙇‍♀️

• The dark side of AI: deepfakes, identity & the TAKE IT DOWN Act

• D4VD trending as a possible murder suspect?!

• The surprisingly heated Hello Kitty × Bratz dolls drama 💔

💌 This one’s for you if you live for celebrity tea, internet scandals, and messy sister banter with zero filter!

New episodes every week 😘 Follow for more unhinged pop-culture recaps, dating hot-takes & the realist real talk!

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In this finale, we’re putting Season 1 on trial. From petty dating moves to wild confessions, “hoe crimes” gone wrong, and misdemeanors that should be legal! We’re breaking down ALL the chaos that got us here. Plus, we name-drop a few celebrities along the way 👀

✨ In This Episode We Unpack:

• The pettiest dating “crimes” we’ve committed

• Accidentally breaking the “hoe code” (double-booking, forgetting names, revenge blocking)

• Our wildest confessions before closing out the season

• Which misdemeanors should actually be legal

• Hoe Court: putting our stories (and yours) on trial with playful sentencing

💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever forgotten somebody’s name… at the worst time possible 😵‍💫

🛎️ New episodes every week. Follow for more wild stories, over complicated girl math, and Season 2’s Hoe Bootcamp!

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Timestamps:

2:07 – Pettiest dating crime you’ll admit here

2:57 – Have you ever “accidentally” committed a hoe crime?

5:15 – Wildest confession to end Season 1

10:50 – Which misdemeanors should be legal?

13:24 – Which Season 1 stories deserve jail time vs. a fine

15:51 – Funniest lie you told to get out of trouble

21:49 – Wildest DM slide you’ve done that actually worked

25:15 – Ever faked a whole vibe/persona to pull someone?

27:09 – Your hoe felony that still makes you laugh or cringe

29:06 – Hoe Court Game (Guilty, Innocent, or Hung Jury)

Are we actually healing… or just rebranding our toxicity? 🤡 This week we dive into the messy, chaotic, clown-nosed reality of what “healing” actually looks like. Think journaling at noon and texting your ex at 12:05, blocking/unblocking cycles, and all the delusional little milestones that make growth feel ✨spicy✨

In This Episode We Discuss:

• The most delusional “I’m healed” moments

• Whether blocking is growth or just petty rebranding

• Can you date while healing or do you need to be alone?

• Petty “healed” boundaries we’ve set (and broken)

• Why healing isn’t linear… it’s messy, petty, and sometimes drunk

•Game of the Week: Villain or Visionary: Healing Edition

💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever celebrated a week of no contact like a national holiday

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Timestamps:

1:02 – Most delusional “I’m healed” moment

6:01 – Is blocking growth or just toxic rebrand?

9:08 – Blocker or muter?

11:31 – When you learned healing isn’t linear

16:23 – Dumbest thing you justified as “healing”

17:44 – Does healing look different for hoes vs. housewives?

19:22 – Can you heal while dating, or need to be alone?

23:11 – Pettiest “healed” boundary you’ve set

24:54 – Game: Villain or Visionary (Healing Edition)