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A Good Place To Get Rid of a Body

A Good Place To Get Rid of a Body

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 🤔 If a gadget could record your every conversation and organize your life, would you trust it—or run for the hills? That’s the burning question JB, Sandy, and Tricia debate in this lively, laugh-filled episode of The JB and Sandy Show! 🎙️ The show kicks off with Austin’s beloved tradition—the Fruitcake Song. JB shares the hilarious backstory of this 30-year-old classic, written with his friend Rusty (“He was basically Weird Al Yankovic, but not as famous. And more talented!”). The song, about a guy in love with Santa, has sparked laughter and a little controversy over the years, but it’s become a staple of the holiday season. “Don’t be that person who complains—just have a laugh and enjoy the fruitcake!” 🍰🎅 Tech talk takes center stage as JB reveals his latest obsession: an AI-powered necklace called Fieldy. This futuristic gizmo listens to your conversations, creates reminders, and summarizes your life (“If there’s anyone on planet Earth that needs this, it’s JB!”). The crew debates its usefulness, style (“It’s very ‘I’ve fallen and I can’t get up’ type of necklace”), and privacy. Would you wear it? Would you let it record your “Tricia logic” moments for posterity? 🤖 Memorable moments and quotes include:
  • JB’s legendary memo recorder story: “Mile marker 112, good place to bury a body.”
  • The Fruitcake Song’s playful lyrics: “Whistle toe over the door, just bought some leather from the store… Yes, I’m having me a fruitcake for Christmas!”
  • Sandy’s reflection on studio musicians: “There’s a lot of people that just didn’t get paid what they should have gotten paid… They’re the unsung heroes of the soundtrack of your life.”
  • The lost brick saga: Tricia’s family bought a commemorative brick on Town Lake, but no one can find it. “It’s supposed to be where the ducks are hanging out… It’s probably got poop on it.”
The episode also features:
  • Holiday recommendations, including the documentary “The Wrecking Crew” and the hospital drama “The Pit.”
  • A spirited debate about charitable gifts (“If someone gives you a card saying a donation was made in your name, is that really a gift?”).
  • Running shoe advice, trail adventures, and the comfort of familiar routines.
Notable Quotes:
  • “If there’s anyone on planet Earth that needs this, it’s JB. Holy crap, I’m gonna buy one for you.”
  • “Don’t be that person who complains—just have a laugh and enjoy the fruitcake.”
  • “It’s supposed to be where the ducks are hanging out. Couldn’t find it. It’s probably got poop on it.”
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