Episodes

  • EP 22 - Swingin Johnsons and Fatherly Wisdom

    EP 22 - Swingin Johnsons and Fatherly Wisdom
    Mar 21 2025
    In this unfiltered solo ride, I wake up next to sunlight and existential dread, dives into childhood football dreams blocked by tortillas, and reflects on the chaos and beauty of parenthood — all while holding a mic that feels... a little too intimate. From concussed little leaguers to stripper kids with good hearts, Jesus drops raw truth, cracked-out comedy, and unexpected gratitude. It's part sermon, part stand-up, all A Few Minutes With Jesus
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    15 mins
  • EP 21 - A Wild Ride Through Faith, Fitness, and Forbidden Thoughts

    EP 21 - A Wild Ride Through Faith, Fitness, and Forbidden Thoughts
    Feb 1 2025
    tep into a chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered stream of consciousness with Jesus and Friends: Solo 2025. This spoken-word journey dives into everything from faith and fitness to politics, Ozempic diets, body image struggles, and the state of modern handwriting. Expect sharp satire, unexpected tangents, and reflections on life’s absurdities—all wrapped in a signature style that’s as thought-provoking as it is irreverent.

    Highlighted Topics:
    • Faith & Satire (A unique spin on Jesus as a podcast host)
    • Ozempic & Weight Loss Culture (Musings on modern diet trends)
    • Glasses & Fashion Struggles (From Oakley to oversized frames)
    • Handwriting Crisis (How tech is ruining young people's penmanship)
    • Politics & Trump Takes (An unpredictable dive into the chaos of 2024-2025)
    • Dark Humor & Body Image (From fitness fads to testicle tones)
    • Gym Resolutions & Alcohol Debates (New Year's goals vs. whiskey wisdom)
    • Absurdity & Satire (A mix of social commentary and pure chaos)
    This episode is a rollercoaster of comedic rants, unexpected wisdom, and unapologetic rawness. Buckle up.
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    23 mins
  • EP 20 - El Sauna

    EP 20 - El Sauna
    Feb 1 2025
    Updated from Youtube
    Thanks for joining Da Jesus on a unique perspective and insight on saunas. From doing your shopping on amazon, ease dropping on people's conversations and taking the time to meditate. Sauna is a great way to connect to your family and history. A Few Minutes with Jesus is all it takes.

    Video Link
    https://youtu.be/ZvuEdde3VAo?si=Zi51buZRWD2jTo5U
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    5 mins
  • EP 19 - More Beans

    EP 19 - More Beans
    Feb 1 2025
    Update from YouTube
    Little love for Hispanic Heritage Month. Little insight on my fabulous brown life. From bad Spanish to delicious lunch’s.

    Video Link
    https://youtu.be/2A5J43clekM?si=gpBWNHfKMTCKpRF1
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    5 mins
  • EP18 - Just The Tip

    EP18 - Just The Tip
    Feb 1 2025
    Updated from YouTube.
    Inflation is getting worst and more and more people are asking for tips. The pressure is on. Is eating out even worth it any more.? Is the server working for you is are you trying to impress the server?
    Video Link
    https://youtu.be/E4iv3jmcoXU?si=JJ39X3o1BOg2PErJ
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    4 mins
  • EP17 - The Return

    EP17 - The Return
    Feb 1 2025
    Updated from Youtube.
    Been away for 9 months but was released back into the wild because of great behavior. Just a quick rant on electric cars, beer and how easy Chatgpt might make our lives.

    Video Link
    https://youtu.be/z_bLyVBa6Kc?si=6_PskiZzcQnT7M-7
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    5 mins
  • Ep16 - Tight or Die Trying

    Ep16 - Tight or Die Trying
    Apr 9 2023
    A trend in tight yoga pants is apparently messing up the vitally of women’s roses. This is increasing a demand for women’s tightness surgery. My name is Jesus and this is my take. SVU don don sound affects.

    video link below
    https://youtu.be/dTdmuTYEUp8
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    5 mins
  • EP15 - To Shave or not to Shave

    EP15 - To Shave or not to Shave
    Apr 9 2023
    To shave or not to shave that is the question. How to you hygiene? New Venus commercial I saw was crazy. Be proud Be free Be you. Use Lawnmower 4.0 responsibly. To drink and Cut at the same time.

    Venus Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8lm6N7tLW4

    Video Link Below
    https://youtu.be/2kaOMAozvrI
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    10 mins