Episodes

  • CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 5 - Never Gonna Let You Down
    Feb 13 2026

    Scott and Eddie head back to Harvard to find activist Mitchell Pierce. Harley Haney makes a phone call at the hotel. Matthew Reed tries to get some sleep...key word, tries.

    This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Lukas: Matthew Reed

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Caius: Harley Haney

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 4 - Never Gonna Give You Up
    Jan 30 2026

    Scott runs into someone from his past. Matthew & Harley learn a bit more about each other. The team meets up at Ray's Diner to discuss the next steps and form a plan.

    This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Lukas: Matthew Reed

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Caius: Harley Haney

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Mat of “Stories & Lies”: Dr. Henri Laroche

    Charlie of “This Line Isn't Secure”: Officer Michael Cosworth

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 3 - Higher Education
    Jan 16 2026

    Matthew and Harley have a tense encounter. Scott and Eddie visit Harvard University to gain more information on Dr. Laura Clark.

    This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Lukas: Matthew Reed

    Caius: Harley Haney

    Aubrey of “Hand On the Door”: Dr. Laura Clark

    Sam, Jimmy, and Mazie of “Hand On the Door”: Gang members

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    58 mins
  • CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 2 - Nocturnal Stealth
    Jan 2 2026

    Scott and Eddie adjust to new presences on the team as they investigate Dr. Laura Clark's residence.

    This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Lukas: Matthew Reed

    Caius: Harley Haney

    Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE

    Chris of “Chaos Engine Podcast”: Dr. Joseph Camp

    Chris Hamje of “Sorry, Honey, I Have to Take This”: Forrest James

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    49 mins
  • CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 1 - By the Sword, We Seek Peace
    Dec 19 2025

    December 11, 1989. After a tumultuous year, the Kansas Team reassemble in Cambridge, Massachusetts to find out why Dr. Laura Clark, a Friendly of the Group, missed her scheduled check-in on December 10. New faces present new tensions.

    This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Lukas: Matthew Reed

    Caius: Harley Haney

    Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE

    Chris of the "Chaos Engine Podcast": Dr. Joseph Camp

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 9 - Postmortem
    Dec 5 2025

    HEAVY SPOILERS ABOUND as we interrogate Jan about his home brew scenario and discuss the Cthulhu Mythos at large and getting into the guts of Operation WALKING DISTANCE. If you'd rather have aspects of the operation be left in the dark, feel free to skip!

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    "9mm Retirement Radio Theme" by Chris Hamje, Handler of "Sorry, Honey, I Have to Take This"

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON

    Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER

    Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN

    Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN (RIP)

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    58 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 8 - Boots Do the Talking
    Nov 28 2025

    K-Cell attempts to evade local law enforcement with impulsive decision making.

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    Closing Theme Song: “Motherfucker Moonbeam” by Blind Mountain Holler

    Check out Blind Mountain Holler's music at their Bandcamp, even though they aren't active anymore! Special thanks goes to Kelley Haynes, the band's cellist and one of two vocalists, for permission to use the song!

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON

    Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER

    Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN

    Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN

    Lex of RPG Reanimators: Curtis McRay/BERNARD

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 7 - The Green Room
    Nov 28 2025

    K-Cell and an unlikely ally discover what plagues Port Orford, Oregon. KOAN, KLEIN and KRÖGER begin the cover up. KINGSTON reaches out to an old contact.

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson” (Agent KINGSTON)

    Lukas: Clovis Fern (Agent KRÖGER)

    Caius: Ronald Valentin (Agent KOAN)

    Alex: Bogdan Novak (Agent KLEIN)

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 14 mins