Episodes

  • EPHEMERAL GARLIC - Deathbed Confessional
    Oct 3 2025

    When an Agent dies, we want to remember all the good and the bad they did in the world.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

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    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson (RIP)

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble

    Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE

    Mike: Sadly couldn't make it, but plays Eddie Vittorio

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 12 - Postmortem with Colin Richards
    Sep 26 2025

    HEAVY SPOILERS ABOUND as we unpack Operation EPHEMERAL GARLIC with scenario writer Colin Richards and talk about his inspiration for “Signal to Noise”, his writing process, our favorite flavors of ice cream and snowballs, favorite moments of the arc, and answer Discord user questions.

    This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. You can purchase it at DriveThruRPG. Colin is also the writer of the Call of Cthulhu 7E scenario “Omega Kappa DIE!!!”, described as “a highly inebriated, modern horror-comedy scenario.” It can also be found at DriveThruRPG. You can also find Colin playing games with the RPG Reanimators crew as part of their “It's Alive! Actual Play” video series on the RPG Reanimators YouTube channel.

    Colin's Links: https://linktr.ee/colinrichards

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Colin Richards, the author

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    2 hrs and 19 mins
  • EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 11 - Home Improvement Pt. 3
    Sep 19 2025

    The Kansas Team deals with the shocking outcome of Operation EPHEMERAL GARLIC. We zoom in on Eddie Vittorio.

    This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Some lines of dialogue are lifted from the video game "Disco Elysium" as a fun nod and love letter to one of Max's favorite video games.

    Poem used in Eddie's home scene: "Birds Appearing in a Dream" by Michael Collier

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

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    Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 10 - Home Improvement Pt. 2
    Sep 5 2025

    The Kansas Team deals with the shocking outcome of Operational EPHEMERAL GARLIC. We zoom in on Dr. Rufus Kimble.

    This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). You can purchase and download Avery's music at his Bandcamp here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    57 mins
  • EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 9 - Home Improvement Pt. 1
    Sep 5 2025

    The Kansas Team deals with the shocking outcome of Operational EPHEMERAL GARLIC. We zoom in on Scott Macallan.

    This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). You can purchase and download Avery's music at his Bandcamp here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    56 mins
  • EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 8 - The Pillar
    Aug 22 2025

    CoMe, rEiCeiVeR. wE WaTCH yoU wAtcH uS!

    This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge

    Ending Music: “The Death Call” by Mortifero (used with permission). You can find their music at their Bandcamp here.

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). You can purchase and download Avery's music at his Bandcamp here.

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE

    Tom Ogas of “Stories & Lies”: Donald Poe

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 7 - Not in Kansas Anymore
    Aug 15 2025

    The Kansas Team attempt to find their way out.

    This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Avery Alexander's music can be found at arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    55 mins
  • EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 6 - Relay Station 2
    Aug 8 2025

    Scott and Rufus have a conversation. Vince builds the signal interrupter device. The storm finally hits town.

    This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    The poem in the intro is “Shadows On the Water” by Emily Verse

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Avery Alexander's music can be found at arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 1 min