Episodes

  • CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 1 - By the Sword, We Seek Peace
    Dec 19 2025

    December 11, 1989. After a tumultuous year, the Kansas Team reassemble in Cambridge, Massachusetts to find out why Dr. Laura Clark, a Friendly of the Group, missed her scheduled check-in on December 10. New faces present new tensions.

    This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This”

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free).

    Cast

    Max: Handler

    Jan: Scott Macallan

    Mike: Eddie Vittorio

    Lukas: Matthew Reed

    Caius: Harley Haney

    Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE

    Chris of the "Chaos Engine Podcast": Dr. Joseph Camp

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 9 - Postmortem
    Dec 5 2025

    HEAVY SPOILERS ABOUND as we interrogate Jan about his home brew scenario and discuss the Cthulhu Mythos at large and getting into the guts of Operation WALKING DISTANCE. If you'd rather have aspects of the operation be left in the dark, feel free to skip!

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    "9mm Retirement Radio Theme" by Chris Hamje, Handler of "Sorry, Honey, I Have to Take This"

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON

    Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER

    Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN

    Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN (RIP)

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    58 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 8 - Boots Do the Talking
    Nov 28 2025

    K-Cell attempts to evade local law enforcement with impulsive decision making.

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    Closing Theme Song: “Motherfucker Moonbeam” by Blind Mountain Holler

    Check out Blind Mountain Holler's music at their Bandcamp, even though they aren't active anymore! Special thanks goes to Kelley Haynes, the band's cellist and one of two vocalists, for permission to use the song!

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON

    Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER

    Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN

    Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN

    Lex of RPG Reanimators: Curtis McRay/BERNARD

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 7 - The Green Room
    Nov 28 2025

    K-Cell and an unlikely ally discover what plagues Port Orford, Oregon. KOAN, KLEIN and KRÖGER begin the cover up. KINGSTON reaches out to an old contact.

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson” (Agent KINGSTON)

    Lukas: Clovis Fern (Agent KRÖGER)

    Caius: Ronald Valentin (Agent KOAN)

    Alex: Bogdan Novak (Agent KLEIN)

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 6 - All You Fascists Bound to Lose
    Nov 14 2025

    Now back together, K-Cell exchange intel and form a plan. There's a time to investigate and there's a time to shoot first, ask questions never.

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON

    Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER

    Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN

    Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 5 - Police Story
    Nov 14 2025

    KOAN and KLEIN go to Gold Beach Memorial Hospital to speak with a survivor of the Deathshead incident. KRÖGER changes plans. KINGSTON finally arrives back in Gold Beach, Oregon.

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON

    Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER

    Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN

    Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN

    Chris Hamje from “Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This”: Program Director John Smith/Forrest James

    Marcone from “Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This”: Charles Bostick

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 4 - Sisu
    Oct 31 2025

    KLEIN and KOAN make a startling discovery and ensure a man's silence. KRÖGER uncovers more information. KINGSTON escalates the situation.

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON

    Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER

    Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN

    Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN

    Chris from "Chaos Engine Podcast": Deputy Pierce

    Jake from "Chaos Engine Podcast": Deputy Hartford

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 3 - Defiance
    Oct 31 2025

    KINGSTON buys a ladder. KLEIN and KOAN visit the morgue and make disturbing discoveries. KRÖGER digs into Seth Myers and the overall investigation.

    This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio.

    Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing.

    If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans!

    We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio

    Also, follow us on Instagram

    Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark)

    Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato)

    Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free)

    Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com

    Cast

    Jan: Handler

    Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON

    Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER

    Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN

    Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN

    Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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    59 mins