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Prehistoric Conspiracies, Fiber Fails & Jerry’s Finger

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start strong with a theory that would make your high school science teacher quit mid-semester — what if the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was actually a UFO... and we’re the aliens? Yeah, buckle up, Neil deGrasse Ty-slow.

From there, we spiral into chaos like usual:

• Fiber One missed a marketing slam dunk by not being called Fiber Two.
• DoorDash Duels — imagine every driver having to sword fight before delivering your burger.
• iOS 26 & Apple Glass — because what the world really needs is notifications projected onto your corneas.
• Dark Jokes so bad, even Satan said, “too far, bro.”
• Jerry Jones got fined $250k for flipping off a fan — a small price to pay for the most relatable thing he’s ever done.
• Would You Rather questions that’ll make you question your morals and your friendships.
• If Aliens Landed... what meal are you offering first? (Hint: not gas station sushi.)

We wrap up with NFL stats that sound fake, rapid-fire trivia, and AskReddit confessions that prove humanity peaked somewhere around 2009.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
5:18 – PREHISTORIC CONSPIRACY
6:43 – THEY’RE MORE THAN GOOD
9:37 – WHAT IF…?
14:48 – APPLE GLASS
16:58 – DARK JOKES
21:15 – JERRY JONES
22:41 – RAPID FIRE TRIVIA
25:17 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
28:35 – IF ALIENS LANDED…
33:54 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 3
37:59 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
40:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
41:34 – ASK REDDIT – TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE IN ONE SENTENCE
44:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ARE YOU BETTER AT THAN 90% OF PEOPLE?
48:09 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
50:17 – OUTRO
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