Welcome to Graveyard Shift Sports — your midnight snack of sports talk 🍿

This week, we’re covering everything from massive NBA contracts to a wiener dog racing championship (yes, really).Here’s what’s on the plate:

💰 OKC drops $822M on their Big 3 — is it worth it?

🐍 Drake covers up his LeBron tattoo with… SGA?!

👶 Cooper Flagg goes from quiet debut to 31-point breakout

🏆 WNBA guard rankings: Does Caitlin Clark deserve that #9 spot?

🐶 The Fastest Glizzy With Legs: Fourth of July wiener dog races

🎾 Wimbledon domination + new tennis era begins

💖 Klay Thompson & Megan Thee Stallion are Instagram official

🏌️‍♀️ Missy's first golf lesson: it’s serious now

Chapters / Timestamps:

00:00 Welcome + Golf Lessons Begin

03:00 Putting = Pain

06:00 Topgolf Drama + Driver Domination

09:00 Marvel Movies + The Rookie Cliffhanger

10:00 Wiener Dog Races > Joey Chestnut?

12:00 OKC’s $822M Gamble + Devin Booker's Record Contract

14:00 Drake Ditches LeBron for SGA?!

15:30 Cooper Flagg's Summer League Breakout

18:00 Bronny vs Cooper Flagg Comparison

20:00 Wimbledon Recap: Sviatek Sweeps

25:00 Girl Dinner: Caitlin Clark Ranked 9th?!

28:00 Stat Breakdown: Points, Minutes, Assists

33:00 WNBA MVP & Rookie of the Year Leaders

36:30 Angel Reese + Fever Updates

37:40 WNBA All-Star Preview + Wrap-Up

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