 
                349: Bert Kreischer's Biggest Secret
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Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.
Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more.
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Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.
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9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
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10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
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10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24
0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio.
5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner
14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you?
17:00 - Writing Jokes
26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person
29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break
37:00 - Radio is not dead
41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage
44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT
48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story
54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses
01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged
01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes
01:16:00 - Sock Talk
01:22:00 - Secret Sock
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