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3.04 - DISCLAIMER: This Episode is NOT about Masturbation

3.04 - DISCLAIMER: This Episode is NOT about Masturbation

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Summary:
Despite what your youth pastor may have told you, Genesis 38 is not a warning against self-abuse. This episode, we set the record straight about Onan, Judah, and Tamar—the pettiest, messiest, most scandalous family drama in the Bible. Along the way, we discuss AI-generated theology, the surprising connection between Corn Flakes and morality, and why righteousness isn’t about moral perfection.

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Should I Listen?

If you grew up hearing that certain sins would get you smitten by God, if you enjoy biblical deep dives with a side of absurdity, or if you’ve ever wondered why Jesus’ family tree looks like a soap opera—this one’s for you.

00:00 The Youth Group Lesson That Got It Wrong

01:51 AI Theology & The Transcendent Bunny

07:43 Biblical Interpretations and Misconceptions

15:01 Judah's Lineage and Cultural Norms

16:17 A Personal Anecdote on Family Expectations

19:47 Biblical Interpretations of Righteousness

31:43 Modern Reflections and Concluding Thoughts

Memorable Quotes:

  • “If you Google ‘What does the Bible say about masturbation?’ this passage comes up… and it shouldn’t.
  • “God really looked at this absolute mess of a situation and said, ‘Yeah, I can work with that.’”
  • “Tamar tricks her father-in-law, has his kids, and gets called righteous—let’s unpack that.”
  • “Righteousness isn’t about following all the rules; it’s about being in the family of God.”
  • “Corn Flakes were literally invented to kill the mood.”

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