Episodes

  • Bombs, Brothels & Barry White’s Brother – When Global Tension Meets Barroom Nonsense
    Jun 24 2025

    Welcome back to the cigar lounge where the drinks are stiff and the conversation’s looser than a Nevada brothel’s policy manual. In this explosive (and at times, wildly inappropriate) episode, the guys light up and let loose on everything from Trump’s retaliation bombing in Iran to Lamar Odom’s $17K weekend at the Bunny Ranch.

    Also on the menu:

    • The ever-growing alphabet of LGBTQIA+ identities (with a little help from ChatGPT)

    • Rants on gender politics, pronouns, and straight pride

    • A weirdly deep dive into intersex biology and space lasers

    • Updates on Michael’s AI projects, building sales, and the fate of a local bar

    • And yes—a mini-stroke in the parking lot, followed by golf

    It’s political. It’s personal. It’s profane. It’s exactly what happens when you put three opinionated guys in a cigar cave with no script, no filter, and just enough bourbon to turn a conversation into chaos.

    Recorded live, unedited, and unapologetic. Sponsored by The Cigar Cave and Steam Distillery – where the spirits are steampunk and the opinions are unfiltered.

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Goat Attacks, DMV Disasters & Beeping Madness – One Wild Night at the Lounge
    May 13 2025

    Buckle up for one of the most chaotic and hilarious episodes yet as the guys gather in the cigar lounge for a no-holds-barred conversation. From a traumatic dentist visit and epic DMV fails to a rogue goat attack during a camping trip, no topic is off-limits. The crew also grapples with a mysterious beeping sound that refuses to go away—sparking everything from jokes about dying batteries to full-blown AI conspiracy theories. Bob makes a brief (and bizarre) appearance, and somehow the conversation devolves into bathroom etiquette, questionable drink ideas at Steam Distillery, and whether goats have souls. It’s raw, real, and ridiculously funny.

    🔥 Topics include:

    • Horrifying (and hilarious) medical experiences

    • Driving test fails & DMV nightmares

    • Animal attacks and camping chaos

    • The Great Beeping Mystery

    • Parenting rants & public bathroom protocol

    • AI paranoia and sponsor shoutouts gone off the rails

    🎙 Sponsored by Steam Distillery, the steampunk-themed distillery where your drink might just stare back at you—and The Cigar Cave, where this madness all goes down.

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    2 hrs and 37 mins
  • From Bear Burgers to Boatnik – 66 Years of Chaos, Community, and Cavemen
    May 6 2025

    In this wild ride of an episode, the guys dive deep into Boatnik, Grants Pass' legendary riverfront festival, tracing its roots from the Gladiola Festival and BBQ bear burgers to today’s full-blown boat races and carnivals. Along the way, they roast everything from parade politics and golf drama to papal elections and Real ID madness.

    Expect unfiltered stories, side-splitting rants, and a surprising dose of local history and nonprofit hustle. Whether it's dodging weird parade applicants, debating Pope-worthy candidates, or mocking old-school moonshiners, this episode blends cigar-lounge banter with real talk about growth, change, and giving back.

    Recorded live in the Cigar Cave and fueled by Steam Distillery, this episode is packed with laughs, local love, and just the right amount of chaos. If you’ve ever wondered how a festival with a drinking problem turned into Oregon’s second-largest event, this one’s for you.

    🎧 Tune in, light up, and enjoy the burn.
    🚤 #Boatnik #GrantsPass #ComedyPodcast #CavemanReturns #SteamDistillery #CigarCave #PopeElection #RealID

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Veronica Goes Live – From Dirty Domains to Vatican Conspiracies
    Apr 29 2025

    Veronica Black makes her sultry podcast debut, announcing the May 1st launch of VeronicasSecretLibrary.com. The guys dive into unscripted chaos discussing AI-generated adult content, mom-bod fantasies, and domains like housewifewhores.net. They swing hard into conspiracies around Epstein, the Vatican, and dead popes, before shifting to golf scores, crypto strategies, and behind-the-scenes nonsense at local charity events. This is the realest cigar-lounge convo you'll hear all week. Subscribe for unfiltered laughs, twisted news takes, and late-night locker room wisdom.

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Wild Rides and Bad Ribeyes – Tales from Honky Tonks, Cruises, and Cigar Lounges
    Apr 22 2025

    Buckle up, because the guys are back from a three-week odyssey and have plenty to say! In this episode of 3 Guys and Sometimes Bob, Mike, G, Roy, Bob, and Britney swap raw, hilarious stories from the road — from a tough-as-boot-leather ribeye in Fort Worth to the largest honky tonk in the world, a wild cruise through Cartagena and the Panama Canal, sweaty ziplining in Costa Rica, and a chaotic stop in Cabo.

    The drinks were strong (mostly), the cigars were even better, and nothing — not bad service, soggy dinners, or the Florida rain — could kill their vibe. Expect lots of laughs about honky tonk history, cruise ship hacks, sketchy taxi deals, aging bodies, and a brainstorm session for a wild new AI side hustle. No filters, no edits, just friends talking life, travel, and ridiculousness straight from the cigar lounge.

    🎙 Sponsored by The Cigar Cave and Steam Distillery — where great cigars and steampunk spirits meet.

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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • Did That Really Just Happen? – From Skunks in the Coop to CIA Conspiracies
    Mar 25 2025

    In Did That Really Just Happen?, the crew of 3 Guys and Sometimes Bob cranks up the chaos from the comfort of their cigar lounge. This unfiltered conversation takes you on a wild ride — from George Foreman's army of children to Elon Musk’s Mars-bound baby boom, from backyard chicken disasters and raccoon raids to cooking perfect steak with an air fryer (or sous vide if you’re feeling fancy).

    But it doesn’t stop there. The guys tackle big topics with their trademark humor and grit: immigration policy, CIA cover-ups, the JFK assassination, and the suspicious details around recent political events — including the Trump rally shooting. They even take aim at Pride Month, discuss "snow Mexicans" (you’ll have to listen), and debate the meaning of patriotism, one salty comment at a time.

    Whether you're here for the conspiracies, the cigar recs, or just the laughs — this episode brings it all. Grab your drink, light up, and enjoy one of the rawest, most unpredictable hangs yet.

    Brought to you by Cigar Cave and Steam Distillery.

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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • Johnny Thunder, Trade Wars & Monster Hunting – A Bourbon-Soaked Debate
    Mar 11 2025

    Buckle up for a wild ride as Three Guys and Sometimes Bob returns with another unfiltered, whiskey-soaked conversation. This episode kicks off with the legendary (and totally made-up) Johnny Thunder, an 80s action hero who’s taken on a new role—introducing podcasts. From there, the guys dive into everything from mysterious celebrity deaths (looking at you, Gene Hackman), U.S.-Canada trade wars, and political madness, to the great transgender sports debate and whether modern society has gone soft.

    But it’s not all heavy talk—there’s plenty of cigar smoke and bourbon-fueled humor as the crew discusses their upcoming Three Guys and Sometimes Bob Bourbon, complete with questionable ingredient choices. Plus, one of the hosts shares a heartwarming story of monster hunting with his grandson, proving that sometimes, all you need to defeat childhood fears is a BB gun and a little imagination.

    Also on the table:

    • How trade tariffs are screwing Americans (and why Canada is playing dirty)
    • Why capital punishment still makes sense (according to the guys)
    • The bizarre new meaning of “raw dogging”
    • A deep dive into seasickness, Navy life, and boats that’ll make you puke
    • The difference between real military toughness and today's "safe spaces"

    Unfiltered, unapologetic, and always entertaining, this episode is powered by cigars, bourbon, and straight-up opinions.

    🔥 Brought to you by Cigar Cave and Steam Distillery—because nothing goes better with bold conversation than a fine cigar and a stiff drink.

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Camping Chaos & Playground Justice – Bulldozers, Bulldogs, and Bad Decisions
    Mar 4 2025

    In this episode of 3 Guys and Sometimes Bob, recorded live at our favorite cigar lounge, we dive into hilarious stories of camping misadventures, schoolyard brawls, and pet mishaps. Join us as we navigate through chaotic camping setups (complete with pop-up tents and gourmet camp cuisine), nostalgic reflections on playground justice from our childhood, and share an unexpectedly touching farewell to Bubba, our beloved bulldog. Amidst our laughs and candid conversations, we also tackle current hot-button issues—though we promise not to stay serious for long!

    Sponsored by the Cigar Cave and Steam Distillery—our favorite steampunk-themed distillery—this raw and unfiltered conversation captures friendship, humor, and life lessons in a uniquely entertaining way. Grab a cigar, settle in, and see why life’s best moments are the ones that don’t go according to plan.

    Tune in, laugh, and experience the genuine conversations of 3 Guys and Sometimes Bob, where structured chaos is the only rule.

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    2 hrs and 23 mins