Step inside the cigar lounge for another raw, unfiltered round of “3 Guys and Sometimes Bob.” This week, the crew fires off with Mama Velvet’s NSFW intro before diving headfirst into road-trip plans to Vancouver and Victoria, bum-fight street antics outside the lounge, and the bizarre 96-hour homeless relocation cycle that sparks some heated back-and-forth. Float trips down the river turn into tales of makeshift laundry lines, while Instagram conspiracies about aliens starting wildfires get torched with pure sarcasm. In between cigars and whiskey, the guys cook up a “Three Guys” barrel-aged label idea, wage an all-out mayo war (Duke’s vs. Best Foods vs. Miracle Whip), and relive their bargain-beer glory days. Things get serious late-night with a blunt debate on Russia, Ukraine, and what peace might actually look like.

Unedited. Uncorked. Always real. Pull up a chair and light one up—this is lounge talk at its funniest and most fearless.

From the cigar lounge: Big Tasha opens with a scorched‑earth courtside monologue about the WNBA’s latest “dildo‑throwing” fiasco, and the crew spirals into unruly sports jokes, barroom stories, and shameless overshare. It’s the signature Three Guys and Sometimes Bob mix—no script, no filter, just raw banter, cigars, and laughter. If you like outrageous comedy with local lounge energy and recurring characters, this one’s for you. (Cigar Cave vibes, Corvette chatter, NSFW humor.)

In this unfiltered, no-holds-barred episode of Three Guys and Sometimes Bob, the crew takes listeners on a wild ride through prison tales, livestock sex jokes, bizarre NFL quarterback rotations, and the economics of Mexican prostitution. They roast the American Eagle “great jeans” controversy, dive into Legionnaires’ disease outbreaks, and debate vampire diets, before shifting to political rants about tariffs, immigration laws, and government incompetence. Add in midget golf stories, slingshot golf inventions, steak at strip clubs, and a million-dollar livestock auction, and you’ve got nearly two hours of pure, chaotic comedy. Cigars lit, whiskey poured, and nothing is off limits.

In this unfiltered episode of Three Guys and Sometimes Bob, the crew lights up in the cigar lounge to deliver the most disrespectful tribute you’ve ever heard. From Ozzy Osbourne biting the wrong bat to Hulk Hogan leg-dropping cherubs at the pearly gates, no celebrity escape is safe. The conversation spirals from classic 50s music and Connie Francis nostalgia to today’s culture wars—liberal versus MAGA, police reform, Epstein conspiracies, and why both political sides suck.

Local Oregon gossip sneaks in with Merlin restaurant drama, McDonald’s price rants, and designing obscene golf shirts for a tournament. Add in legendary NFL field goals, Deion Sanders’ health scare, flyswatter battles, and the culinary masterpiece of Wagyu beef tallow steaks—and you’ve got chaos, comedy, and whiskey-fueled truth bombs in pure Three Guys fashion.

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Buckle up — this week in the cigar lounge, the guys go full chaos mode with a celebrity death pool nobody asked for (but everybody secretly plays). With Ozzy, Hogan, Mangione, and Malcolm-Jamal Warner freshly gone, the boys start placing bets on who’s next to meet the reaper — and how messed up it’ll be when it happens.

Between Uncle Sticky’s truck stop bathroom confessions, meth-fueled drinking games, and a screaming debate over why every ghost is named “Gary,” this might be the most offensive and hilarious episode yet. Throw in some gas station pickled eggs, bad tattoos, and funeral ideas that would make your grandma roll in her grave, and you’ve got classic 3 Guys chaos.

Oh, and somewhere in the middle we kind of remember to mention the non-profit — but only after arguing about human BBQ (aka cremation).

Come for the cigars, stay for the inappropriateness.

Welcome back to the cigar lounge where the drinks are stiff and the conversation’s looser than a Nevada brothel’s policy manual. In this explosive (and at times, wildly inappropriate) episode, the guys light up and let loose on everything from Trump’s retaliation bombing in Iran to Lamar Odom’s $17K weekend at the Bunny Ranch.

Also on the menu:

• The ever-growing alphabet of LGBTQIA+ identities (with a little help from ChatGPT)

• Rants on gender politics, pronouns, and straight pride

• A weirdly deep dive into intersex biology and space lasers

• Updates on Michael’s AI projects, building sales, and the fate of a local bar

• And yes—a mini-stroke in the parking lot, followed by golf

It’s political. It’s personal. It’s profane. It’s exactly what happens when you put three opinionated guys in a cigar cave with no script, no filter, and just enough bourbon to turn a conversation into chaos.

Recorded live, unedited, and unapologetic. Sponsored by The Cigar Cave and Steam Distillery – where the spirits are steampunk and the opinions are unfiltered.

Buckle up for one of the most chaotic and hilarious episodes yet as the guys gather in the cigar lounge for a no-holds-barred conversation. From a traumatic dentist visit and epic DMV fails to a rogue goat attack during a camping trip, no topic is off-limits. The crew also grapples with a mysterious beeping sound that refuses to go away—sparking everything from jokes about dying batteries to full-blown AI conspiracy theories. Bob makes a brief (and bizarre) appearance, and somehow the conversation devolves into bathroom etiquette, questionable drink ideas at Steam Distillery, and whether goats have souls. It’s raw, real, and ridiculously funny.

🔥 Topics include:

• Horrifying (and hilarious) medical experiences

• Driving test fails & DMV nightmares

• Animal attacks and camping chaos

• The Great Beeping Mystery

• Parenting rants & public bathroom protocol

• AI paranoia and sponsor shoutouts gone off the rails

🎙 Sponsored by Steam Distillery, the steampunk-themed distillery where your drink might just stare back at you—and The Cigar Cave, where this madness all goes down.

In this wild ride of an episode, the guys dive deep into Boatnik, Grants Pass' legendary riverfront festival, tracing its roots from the Gladiola Festival and BBQ bear burgers to today’s full-blown boat races and carnivals. Along the way, they roast everything from parade politics and golf drama to papal elections and Real ID madness.

Expect unfiltered stories, side-splitting rants, and a surprising dose of local history and nonprofit hustle. Whether it's dodging weird parade applicants, debating Pope-worthy candidates, or mocking old-school moonshiners, this episode blends cigar-lounge banter with real talk about growth, change, and giving back.

Recorded live in the Cigar Cave and fueled by Steam Distillery, this episode is packed with laughs, local love, and just the right amount of chaos. If you’ve ever wondered how a festival with a drinking problem turned into Oregon’s second-largest event, this one’s for you.

🎧 Tune in, light up, and enjoy the burn.
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