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Ever wondered what teachers really think when that final bell rings? Spoiler alert: they're not spending summer creating lesson plans or missing your kids.

This unapologetic episode dives into the raw, unfiltered thoughts of educators on the edge. We countdown "20 Savage Things Teachers Can't Wait to Do Once the Year Finally Ends," ranging from "smoking weed in peace without wondering if a ninth grader is about to snitch" to "flipping off the school building like it's a toxic ex." Each confession peels back another layer of the teaching experience that parents and students rarely get to see.

The real highlight comes from "Brenda Cartwright," a teacher who provided her personal liberation story. After surviving 180 days with "Timmy I Have to Pee McMillan," "Olivia My Mom's a Lawyer Pratt," and finding graham crackers in unexpected places, Brenda's candid account of walking away from school "like the end of a Quentin Tarantino movie" captures the emotional catharsis that summer break represents. Her evening celebration—gin and tonics in a teacher mug while watching Schitt's Creek—perfectly encapsulates the transition from educator to human being again.

What makes this episode special isn't just the humor, but the truth beneath it. Behind every joke about judging pool parents or potentially starting OnlyFans accounts to supplement teacher salaries lies a profession pushed to its limits. When teachers say "I'm not coming back" 47 times but still sign the contract in August, they're revealing the complicated relationship they have with a calling that demands everything while offering minimal support.

Listen now for an unvarnished look at teacher reality that will make you laugh, think, and maybe appreciate the humans behind the classroom doors just a little bit more. And if you're a teacher? Consider this your permission slip to feel seen.

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Peace, Love & God Above! :-)