🍕🍕 Two Pizzas in a Podcast 🍕🍕

The crew fires up the oven for a full-on Bruins episode as we celebrate Zdeno Chara’s legendary number retirement 🐻‍❄️🏒 (yes, the man, the myth, the skyscraper).

Things get unhinged fast when we tell a story about David being KICKED OUT of the room during a Bruins playoff game 🚫😬 — allegedly innocent, allegedly misunderstood.

🧿😱 Meanwhile, Justin confronts his dark past as a certified playoff jinx and tries to undo years of bad juju in real time.

🤔⬆️ We debate which Bruins players deserve to have their numbers retired next and then—because chaos loves company—🚨Bruins trade breaking news drops mid-episode.

Hockey takes, bad luck confessions, and way too much Bruins passion—just how we like it. From the Garden to the oven… let’s cook 🔥🍕

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🏒😬 The crew breaks down the current state of our favorite hockey team

👀🐻 We relive our run-ins with Boston Bruins players (some cooler than others)

Important questions are asked:

➡️ Has anyone actually finished a chapstick? 💄❌

➡️ Who already blew their New Year’s resolution… and it’s not even close? 🎯💥

🍕🔥 Hot takes, cold locker rooms, and zero self-control — just another slice of chaos

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Giuli the CEO is away 😱 so the boys take full advantage and go full hockey mode 🥅

🔥Hot takes, cold ice, questionable opinions, and zero adult supervision

🤪 Grab a slice and drop the puck — this one’s for the hockey fans! 🏒🍕😂

🎉🍕 Two Pizzas in a Podcast | New Year, Same Chaos 🍕🎉

New Year, new questionable resolutions

😅 🧢 Justin shows up rocking a hat that’s clearly a size too small

🧠 Scott surprisingly gets DEEP with his New Year’s goal

🎮 Juicebox Boy dominates yet another fake college championship… via video games

Big laughs, bold resolutions, and zero follow-through guaranteed 😂 Hit play and start the year the Two Pizzas way 🍕🍕🎆

🍕🎬 Two Pizzas in a Podcast | Bloopers & Best Shorts

What happens when the mics stay on and the brains turn off? 🤯 We dig into our funniest bloopers, revisit our favorite YouTube Shorts, and expose moments that were never supposed to see the light of day

😬🎤 Missed cues, bad takes, uncontrollable laughter — this episode has it all. From pizza-fueled chaos to “why did we post that?” moments… enjoy the mess 🍕😂

🍕🍕 Two Pizzas in a Podcast — Naughty or Nice? 🎅😈

Is the crew on the nice list… or are we getting coal? 👀 This week, the guys debate the new Boston Bruins stadium jerseys 🏒🔥

🎅Santa Claus makes a surprise appearance 🎅🎤 — and Justin + Juicebox Boy cannot get over how much Santa sounds exactly like Scott 🤯😂

We also tackle the ultimate holiday debate 🎄⚖️: 👉 Christmas Eve or Christmas Day — which is better?!

Plus, we pour one out for David, who bravely took the night off 😴👏 (and was deeply missed).

🎁 Holiday chaos 🍕 Questionable behavior 🎙️ Suspiciously familiar Santa

🎬 Two Pizzas in a Pod… Cast dives deep into the chaos of Reality TV editing — the Frankenbites, the suspicious zoom-ins, and the producers who clearly haven’t slept since 2012.

🧩 Justin gives his expert (a.k.a. unhinged) take on how editing might REALLY be going behind the scenes.

🏠 We also launch our official campaign to get CEO Giuli cast on Big Brother. CBS… call us. She’s ready. (We think.)

🌹 Justin wraps it all up by describing his Bachelor date — candles, roses, and at least one moment where he definitely tripped.

🍕 Come hang with us for laughs, chaos, and pizza-level warmth.

🎙️ Two Pizzas in a Podcast – Thanksgiving Chaos Edition 🦃🍕

This week, the crew recaps a very questionable Thanksgiving:

🧩 Giuli the CEO vs. Spelling — spoiler: autocorrect has left the chat

🎥 Scott still can’t find his “good side”… does it even exist?

🐴 Justin bravely admits he got waitlisted at a prestigious horseshoeing college

🔧 David the Engineer → Promoted to Fact Checker (big power shift 💼)

📸 Juicebox Boy passionately argues why we NEEDED a new camera tripod… like yesterday

✈️ Airplane etiquette debate: Shoes on or off?!

🧦🩴 Socks with Crocs… fashion or felony?

🍕 Come for the Thanksgiving recap — stay for the chaos. And the carbs. Always the carbs.