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2 Girls 1 Blunt

2 Girls 1 Blunt

By: Jaime Lee Simmons Emily Wade
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2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave you laughing, crying, high on life, and apart of the smoke sesh.

Submit your questions, topics you’d like to hear on the podcast, wild stories, & funny videos to: 2girls1bluunt@gmail.com

Leave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode!

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Episodes
  • Pee Showers, Fist Bumps, and Chemo Cooter: Too Much Info?
    Jul 16 2025

    Welcome back to chaos, healing, and oversharing. In this week’s episode, Emily and Jamie take you on a journey through unsolicited voicemails, wild bodily functions, emotional trauma, and the most unhinged game of Super Fight you’ve ever heard.

    From stories of eating your own rib, to awkward bathroom moments and "steamed asparagus pee," nothing is off-limits. The girls also reflect on childhood wounds, emotional triggers in relationships, dissociation, pain tolerance, and how healing often happens through connection.

    Also discussed:
    Chemo smoothness
    Mismatched socks and kitten heels
    Fist bump misunderstandings
    Cruise ship horror stories
    When you forget how to breathe because you're thinking about breathing

    2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories, childhood trauma, and unforgettable life experiences.

    💌 Got wild stories or burning questions? Send them to 2girls1bluunt@gmail.com or leave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode!

    👉 Connect with us on social media: 2G1B Podcast
    Follow Jaime: Instagram | Linktree
    Follow Emily: Instagram | Hoo.be

    We appreciate your support! If you love the show, please take 30 seconds to leave us a glowing review on Apple Podcasts or a 5-star rating on Spotify. It means the world to us! 🌟

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    58 mins
  • Swingers, Conspiracies & AI Clones? w/comedian Gerard Michaels
    Jul 2 2025

    This episode is one wild ride from start to finish. Comedian and political thinker Gerard Michaels joins the girls for a chaotic conversation covering everything from swingers and Fantasy Fest to the psyop of the American dream, dating in Miami, AI clones, school system scams, and DMT theories.

    Are swingers even real or just rebranded cheaters?
    Is the sexual revolution a government scam?
    What’s really going on with AI, DNA tracking, and celebrity replacements?
    Also: Cats, nipples, weird bar encounters, and a shocking McDonald's burger opinion.

    Find Gerard Michaels on tour here:
    https://www.instagram.com/gerardvsevil/?hl=en

    2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories, childhood trauma, and unforgettable life experiences.

    💌 Got wild stories or burning questions? Send them to 2girls1bluunt@gmail.com or leave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode!

    👉 Connect with us on social media: 2G1B Podcast
    Follow Jaime: Instagram | Linktree
    Follow Emily: Instagram | Hoo.be

    We appreciate your support! If you love the show, please take 30 seconds to leave us a glowing review on Apple Podcasts or a 5-star rating on Spotify. It means the world to us! 🌟

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • The Bidet Mishap, B-hole Talk & Utah Gays with Scott Filmore
    Jun 25 2025

    Brent Reed and Scott Fillmore join Emily and Jaime for the most unhinged episode yet! From impromptu courtroom drama to wild first date confessions, Utah gays, arrests, and food debates that will leave you starving — this episode is full of laughs, chaos, and too much b-hole talk.

    Find More of Sexy Scott Fillmore here: https://www.instagram.com/scottfillmorecomedy/?hl=en

    2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories, childhood trauma, and unforgettable life experiences.

    💌 Got wild stories or burning questions? Send them to 2girls1bluunt@gmail.com or leave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode!

    👉 Connect with us on social media: 2G1B Podcast
    Follow Jaime: Instagram | Linktree
    Follow Emily: Instagram | Hoo.be

    We appreciate your support! If you love the show, please take 30 seconds to leave us a glowing review on Apple Podcasts or a 5-star rating on Spotify. It means the world to us! 🌟

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    1 hr and 9 mins

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