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#1 - The American Pickers Cult | I Am StandUp comedy| Austin Anderson

#1 - The American Pickers Cult | I Am StandUp comedy| Austin Anderson

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  • Mike from American Pickers is setting up a Cult where he is “the god of hoarders.”


  • Chipotle’s new digital service sucks, and the company was started by a white nerd who culturally appropriated Mexican food to make 200 million dollars. 


  • People that whip around you and flip you off because you are going the speed limit are psychopaths. 


  • Jesus died not only for sinners but also for the people who fill up gasoline in plastic bags and place the bags inside their vehicles. 


  • At what age do humans stop getting food all over their faces when they eat?


  • I am against immortality because if people figure out how to live forever, they will continue making multiple star wars movies every year for eternity. And that is a Hell I cannot even fathom. I know I have the choice not to watch them, but I can’t even bear that they exist.




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