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Your Sparkle Cavalcade of Death
- Narrated by: Jon Koons, Madison Micucci
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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Your Sparkle Cavalcade of Death
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Publisher's Summary
The cult classic Your Sparkle Cavalcade of Death gets a new life as an astonishing audiobook by JestMaster Audio. An incredibly funny and outrageously impertinent story, it will have you alternately laughing and grimacing every step of the way. This audiobook spectacular is narrated by both a male and a female narrator, who, between then, create around 50 distinctive characters and voices. Music and thrilling sound effects enhance the performances, and make this a truly unique and unforgettable listening experience.
WARNING (as promised): This book is as far from PC as you can get these days, and breaks every taboo imaginable. Written in a different era, it contains wanton acts of lust, sexual perversities, incest, underage sex, the defiling of a priest, murder, violence, bigotry, near-bestiality, drunken revelry, drugs, police brutality, and more. It is also brilliantly written and funny as hell, with incredible characters, situations, and plot twists. If you love to laugh, and don’t get offended easily (or possibly at all), this is the book you’ve been waiting for.
Critic Reviews
“Robert Shiarella’s Your Sparkle Cavalcade of Death combines all the bizarre elements of broadcasting and burlesque in a funny, crazy, sexy tale of the first electrocution to be telecast on prime time. Shiarella satirizes violent death as the profitable, pornographic vaudeville it has become in our culture. (Penthouse Magazine)
“This novel is the epitome of black humor/satire that has a cult following and appears on several lists of the best Best Books of the past hundred years. It's about a sad sack loser named Lewd Noogie, whose wife has novuplets - a world record nine babies - all of whom Lewd accidentally kills. His execution is broadcast worldwide in a lavish TV Special sponsored by Sparkle Wax. The show features a humongously devastating finale, with endless hilarious outrages all along the way, from cover to cover.” (OpenLiberary.org)
