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Your Guide to Surviving Your First Colonoscopy

Funny, Factual, and Full of Crap (Literally)

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Your Guide to Surviving Your First Colonoscopy

By: John Bowman
Narrated by: John Bowman
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Facing your first colonoscopy? Take a deep breath… and bring your sense of humor.

In Your Guide to Surviving Your First Colonoscopy, author and narrator John Bowman delivers the most honest, hilarious, and genuinely comforting survival guide you’ll ever hear about this essential medical screening. From the mysterious prep potion to the legendary bathroom marathon, Bowman walks you through every step with warmth, clarity, and laugh-out-loud storytelling.

You’ll learn what actually happens during prep, what the procedure feels like (spoiler: it’s a nap), how to manage nerves, what to expect when you wake up, and why this test truly saves lives.

Part pep talk, part comedy special, and part practical health companion, this short audiobook is the perfect listen for anyone feeling anxious, embarrassed, or overwhelmed.

Whether you’re preparing for your own procedure or supporting someone you love, this guide will help you face it all with confidence — and maybe even a smile.

Your colon will thank you. Future you will thank you.

©2024 John Bowman (P)2025 John Bowman
Gastrointestinal Physical Illness & Disease
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