You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
Buy Now for $16.99
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Narrated by:
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Celia Rivenbark
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By:
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Celia Rivenbark
About this listen
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
• Airlines serving up one hot mess
• Action figure Jesus
• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
• And much more!
You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
Critic Reviews
“Rivenbark's latest outing is a fantastic book that will keep you laughing at the minutiae of the world outside while giving you time to reflect on your own life.” —Book Reporter
“...one of those books that makes you laugh out loud and possibly even snort soda through your nose!” —Booking Mama