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  • By: Celia Rivenbark
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  • Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

By: Celia Rivenbark
Narrated by: Celia Rivenbark
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Publisher's Summary

From the author of the best-selling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose.

Topics include such gems as:

  • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
  • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
  • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
  • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
  • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
  • Airlines serving up one hot mess
  • Action figure Jesus
  • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
  • And much more!

    Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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    ©2009 Celia Rivenbark (P)2009 Macmillan Audio
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