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Why Is My Bra Still On?

By: Kristen Wasyliszyn
Narrated by: Maria Jette
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Gold Medal, Great Lakes Fiction-2026 IPPY Awards Winner, American Fiction Awards-Humor/Comedy/Satire, 2025 Kirkus Reviews Verdict: "Get It"

All Opal Slepecki wants is loyalty. But when her badly behaved friends refuse to kill her, it's impossible to feel loved.

It's been eighteen agonizing hours since she asked them to help her die. Now, it's gone quiet.

The brash pill-popper.

The shameless exhibitionist.

The quiet beauty.

She knew the request would be jarring, awkward even, but these women have weathered worse.

Haven't they?

Told with biting humor, brutal honesty, and moments of absurd laughter, Why Is My Bra Still On? is a darkly comedic, deeply emotional novel about friendship, loyalty, and what friends do when easy outs evaporate.

P. S. This novel contains mature themes, dark humor, and emotional triggers. It is not cozy or uplifting. That's the point.

©2024 Kristen Wasyliszyn (P)2024 Kristen Wasyliszyn
Absurdist Dark Humour Friendship Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Satire Women's Fiction Funny Witty
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Award-Winning Dark Comedy Winner–American Fiction Awards, Humor/Comedy/Satire 2025

Pacific Book Awards, Humor 2025

Hawthorne Prize, Shortlisted 2025

Kirkus Reviews Verdict: “GET IT,”

Reader’s Favorite Five Star recipient, 2025

International Book Awards, Finalist, Comedy/Humor 2025

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