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Why Is My Bra Still On?

By: Kristen Wasyliszyn
Narrated by: Maria Jette
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All Opal Slepecki wants is loyalty. But when her badly behaved friends refuse to kill her, it’s impossible to feel loved. It's been 18 agonizing hours since she asked them to help her die.

Now it’s gone quiet.

The brash pill-popper.

The shameless exhibitionist.

The quiet beauty.

She knew the request would be jarring—awkward, even, but these women have weathered worse. Haven’t they?

Told with biting humor, brutal honesty, and moments of absurd laughter, Why Is My Bra Still On? is a darkly comedic, deeply emotional novel about friendship, loyalty, and what it really means to be family.

Because this isn’t just about helping a friend die.

It's about who they were, who they’ve become—and whether they still have the guts to show up when love comes with conditions.

P.S. This novel contains mature themes, dark humor, and emotional triggers. It is not cozy or uplifting. That’s the point.

©2024 Kristen Wasyliszyn (P)2024 Kristen Wasyliszyn Absurdist Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Funny Witty

Critic Reviews

Award-Winning Dark Comedy Winner–American Fiction Awards, Humor/Comedy/Satire 2025

Pacific Book Awards, Humor 2025

Hawthorne Prize, Shortlisted 2025

Kirkus Reviews Verdict: “GET IT,”

Reader’s Favorite Five Star recipient, 2025

International Book Awards, Finalist, Comedy/Humor 2025
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