Why Is My Bra Still On? cover art

Why Is My Bra Still On?

Preview
Try Premium Plus free
1 credit a month to buy any audiobook in our entire collection.
Access to thousands of additional audiobooks and Originals from the Plus Catalogue.
Member-only deals & discounts.
Auto-renews at $16.45/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Why Is My Bra Still On?

By: Kristen Wasyliszyn
Narrated by: Maria Jette
Try Premium Plus free

Auto-renews at $16.45/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy Now for $26.99

Buy Now for $26.99

About this listen

Award-Winning Dark Comedy Winner—Pacific Book Awards Best Humor 2025
Shortlisted—Hawthorne Prize 2025 Kirkus Reviews Verdict: “GET IT”
Reader’s Favorite 2024 Winner—American Fiction Awards Humor 2025

All Opal Slepecki wants is loyalty. But when her badly behaved friends refuse to kill her, it’s impossible to feel loved.

It’s been eighteen agonizing hours since she asked her friends to help her die. And now, it’s gone quiet.

She knew the request would be jarring, awkward even, but the brash pill-popper, the shameless exhibitionist, and the quiet beauty have weathered worse.

Haven’t they?

Told with biting humor, brutal honesty, and moments of absurd laughter, Why Is My Bra Still On? is a darkly comedic, deeply emotional story about love, loyalty, and what it really means to be family.

Because this isn’t just about helping a friend. It’s about who they were, who they are, and whether they still have the guts to show up for one another—without conditions.

For listeners who are into, wildly inappropriate female protagonists—or fans of We All Want Impossible Things, The Wedding People, and We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves, then Why Is My Bra Still On? is for you.

*mature content with trigger warnings

©2024 Kristen Wasyliszyn (P)2024 Kristen Wasyliszyn
Dark Humour Literature & Fiction Satire Funny Witty
No reviews yet
In the spirit of reconciliation, Audible acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today.