From the profound to the paltry, from the philosophical to the political, this definitive collection of chicken crossing-the-road jokes will have you clucking with laughter! Author Jacob Thorne has gathered an egg-cellent assortment of over 175 variants on the classic riddle, organized into delightfully themed chapters including "Political Poultry," "Hollywood Hens," "Broadcasting Birds," and more.

Ever wondered how Shakespeare's chicken would cross the road? What about Einstein's? Or Chuck Norris's? This comprehensive compilation features:

• Presidential chicken crossings from Washington to Biden
• Literary versions from Jane Austen to Stephen King
• Scientific explanations from rocket scientists and brain surgeons
• Religious interpretations across multiple faiths
• Celebrity responses from talk show hosts to pop culture icons
• Even a complete postgraduate research paper on chicken road-crossing behavior!

Perfect for:

• Comedy lovers and joke enthusiasts
• Public speakers seeking humorous material
• Teachers and parents looking for clean, clever humor
• Anyone who's ever wondered about the deeper meaning behind this timeless riddle

With a witty introduction tracing the history of this beloved joke back to 1847, Thorne's collection builds to the ultimate question: Why did one thousand chickens cross the road? The answer might just surprise you... or not!

Warning: This book contains an excessive number of poultry puns and may cause spontaneous outbursts of groaning and eye-rolling. Listen at your own risk!